Molotovkhaos - The Magister

I feel like politicians' insults about each other have really gone down hill. These days it's all "moron" and "loser", so childish. Think what you will of Paul Keating, but he gave us such gems as "he's a shiver waiting for a spine", "debating him is like being flogged with warm lettuce", "he's like a lizard on a rock: alive but looking dead", "he's all tip and no iceberg".

Where's the creativity these days?!

I think the Temple is just a little mad because they keep sending buoyant armigers to try and get me out of Dagoth Ur (the building)

Dumb s'wits. If I wanted out I would GET OUT. Go away.

this is what is constantly running through voryn's mind. just thoughts of nerevar in red, married to him.

i still dont know how to draw his hair. maybe one day.

“my characters write themselves” is such a lie. my characters bully me into giving them better dialogue and hijack the plot every chance they get. i am not in control here.

“you look tired are you okay?”

no i’m not i spent all night writing about depressed gay people thanks for asking tho

go to settings > dashboard > interface and turn on show timestamps. please. do this for me i'm begging

You know what bugs me? Bosmer males. Look, idk how ESO does things, but from Morrowind to Oblivion they seem to be the butt of a joke that just says, aren't short men with squeaky voices funny and juvenile and stupid and ripe for mockery? (Fargoth, Gaenir, Glarthir, The Adoring Fan. I don't remember any Bosmer in Skyrim, but then I haven't played Skyrim since like 2015.) Plus there's that old lore about how the Bosmeri women are hot and the men are not, and frankly, fuck that. Where the short king Bosmer at? (Please share any cool Bosmeri male OCs with me.)

Two nutjobs meet at Whiterun