‘Bartender.’
To be frank, the only reason I was here was because the pay was good.
Almost too good, for such an easy job in my opinion. All I had to do was serve drinks - that were in labelled bottles, mind you - and to know when a person was red-faced enough to cut them off.
I didn’t even have to deal with the drunkards that often, they rarely came over to this particular establishment.
I guess I was just lucky enough to be at the right place at the right time. A poster on a lamp post, a chilly Wednesday morning, and a wallet that was only getting emptier. Then it was just a hop, skip and a twirl away to the club.
Well, they say club. It looks more like a cafe to me. Admittedly, most cafes don’t sell alcohol, but most clubs were loud and rowdy and wholly annoying.
Whoever designed this club had comfort in their mind; with large and lush armchairs, warm and rustic colours, and low-hanging dim lanterns. The atmosphere was almost always cozy - except of course for the times someone got too rowdy with the bottles.
There I was, minding my own business. Cleaning the glasses with a rag and nodding my head along to the tunes that floated out of the speakers.
Then she walked in.
I won’t be cliche. I won’t say that heads turned when she walked through the door. I won’t say that the speakers stuttered to a stop thanks to some magically timed malfunction. I won’t say her presence was magnetic, and that she’d be forever imprinted in the minds of the other people in the cafe.
Mostly because all that didn’t happen. Also because I’m not one for cliches.
But then she walked over to my counter.
Ordered a drink.
Took out her phone.
I mean, all normal things, right? I thought so too. I paid her no mind.
I served her drink, talked about how it looked like it was going to rain, then went back to work.
Eventually, she finished her drink, left her pay - along with a tip that I appreciated - on the counter, and walked out.
And that was it.
She didn’t even leave her number on the counter, so I filed that memory as insignificant and continued on with my life.
That was it.
It was, honest.
Though, while we’re on the subject of honesty-
I lied, she did leave her number on the counter.
Though, I’d dealt with lots of these before. I wasn’t exactly unattractive, if you’d catch my drift.
Most of the time, I’d ignore them. Throw them in the recycling, never look back.
This time though, I thought, what’s the worst that could happen?
Oh boy.
No that’s Ginger. Gender is the machine with the spinning blades that you use to make smoothies
no that’s gengar. gender is a game of skill that involves balancing wooden blocks
"I decorated my own execution! "
- Tubbo being confused as to why chat thinks he's the traitor
i’m teaching a tiny little girl to say “nonbinary” and she keeps saying “no banana” and once she said “none bananananary” and honestly? close enough, she’s adorable and her parents are super chill with me and they already taught her to say genderfluid (to her it’s genner-flooood) and transgender (trains genner) and a bunch of sexualities so now i’m adding “none bananananary” to the mix
I’ve rose from the dead just to tell you to read this webcomic
http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/ bunny people go on adventures and things aren’t as they seem
honestly if it was enough to inspire me to write a 136k word fic about the villain and basically started my whole writing shibang then you know it’s worth it
also the art is cute
a special shoutout to this turtle who was absolutely vibing on my wheat crops the other day
Everyone must enjoy this modern rice
Everyone must enjoy this modern rice
You all deserve love
Me irl
You know when you can’t write that one scene and it’s stopping you from writing?
I give u full permission to skip that scene. Just skip it. Who cares?
Write the next scene! That ones way more fun any way.
This. Actually. No cap.
I used to had to deal with people who go ‘Oh and then they just leave me on seen wow’ and its even more frustrating when I did not mean to leave them on seen, I just had something to do and I was going to come back to you later. I had to apologise so many times for doing things in my own life and whoops I looked at your messages when I wasn’t ready to reply yet, please don't hate me I’ll do better.
No. Just, no. Stop. I don’t need to be anxious about this when I already have an unlimited amount of other things to be anxious about. I’m done.
Get rid of "Read" indicators on all messengers ever lol