No That’s Ginger. Gender Is The Machine With The Spinning Blades That You Use To Make Smoothies

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https://gf.me/u/ymnnbj A young family member of mine is going through a really rough time, he's been in the hospital for over a week now and might be in for another month. His parents won't be able to pay for his medical bills- please donate if you can, or share if you can't! There's more details on the gofundme page

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Walker's Medical Care organized by Maria Parker

Walker was admitted to Children's Hospital in Birmingham, AL on July 27th because his appendix rupt… Maria Parker needs your support for Wal

@aris-stardust @ava1649 @mr-starz I'm so so sorry for tagging, but this is major

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Well

I’ve done it, finally set up a Paypal account, wahoo

So yes, you can in fact send in requests now! I have to be honest here; I am quite inexperienced. It’s for this reason that I’ll be setting prices quite low initially.

I am but a measly worm navigating through the harsh world of getting paid

My ask box is always open and prices can be negotiated! Just tell me what you want, how long you want it, and provide some way of communication between us and we’re all set!

I mainly specialise in original work. However, if you want me to work on characters from a fandom then you only need to ask! There’s a possibility that I’d either already be in the fandom, or might eagerly jump in for the sake of writing about it!

Please, don’t be shy. Please. Please.

Please.

i’m not a predator and god damn it i would love to meet my online friends. @yellowfoot-06 just to name ONE. JUST ONE. I WANT TO MEET ALL MY ONLINE FRIENDS. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. GAAAAAAAH

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

this is important

hey guys mind if i

Sometimes I see a woman in baggy high waisted jeans & a fedora and just, holy crap women ya know? can just be so wow ya know? dont know how they do it sheer magic ahsjdjajsjjs

The brightest sunlight.

“Oooooooooh,” they smiled - a bright thing to shine on their face. I couldn’t help but notice the way their lips curled upwards, the way their eyes shine and the wrinkles in their face.  Couldn’t help but notice how dazzling they look when they smile. I’m looking at them again. They’re smiling again - their lips are curled into a happy curve and the warmth in their gaze as they look at me is enough to start a fire. They’re chuckling - their shoulders shaking softly, the sound like a gentle rhythm to my ears. I opened my eyes, slowly. Blinked away the sleep from them a few times. I see their face, just a few inches away from mine. A sleepy murmur slipped past their lips - and I couldn’t help but chuckle fondly. But then, impossibly, they smiled in their sleep. Then, impossibly, they chuckled. Another sleepy murmur slipped by them; a nonsensical, ridiculous, beautiful sound. They’re laughing. I made them laugh. Their face is lit up like a thousand sunlights. The sound of their laughter filled the air like a thousand melodies. The warmth - the shining warmth - in their eyes made me melt to their very core. I was a candle in their fire and I was relishing every minute of it.

They have their arms wrapped around me. I have my arms wrapped around them. Our foreheads are pressed together - the closeness of them with me and me with them and us together and we.

“I love you,” they murmur to me. I chuckle.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YELLOW <33333 YOU TOO. YOU TOO!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It’s kinda cool how someone can just pop into your life all of a sudden and become so important to you within such a small amount of time. I think that’s what makes life so interesting though. There’s always a reason to be hopeful for the future because you never know what good things will come your way next.

“Average resident of dreamside has 1 braincell" factoid actualy just statistical error. The average resident of dreamside actually has 0 braincells. Cucumber, who has a typical amount of brain cells, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.