Did U Seriously Just Equate Physical Appearance With Morality In Front Of The Hoes

when a queer guy talks over you to be like "um excuse me, but how are people like me at all like normal men you hysterical shrew" and you're sat there like. well. sir. kinda like that actually, in fact

as a puppy sub I want a puppy Domme so fucking badly

yeah, puppy subs are cute, but what about big, dominant, feral dog tops? men who can easily pin you down due to their strength. men who pant heavily into your ear, their hot breath running down your neck as they pound inside of you. men who growl and grunt and howl. what about that, huh?

need to corrupt a pretty girl in front of a mirror so bad… make her watch as i trace over every inch of her body before slipping two fingers inside of her, watching as her hips buck from the pleasure and her eyes roll back and she starts begging for more :(

“god youre so fucking pretty” whilst she’s holding my face and pounding the fuck out of my pussy

My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.

i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wanna be fucked. i wa-need to be fucked. i need to be fucked. i need to be fucked. i need to be fucked. i need to be fucked. i need to be fucked. i need to be fucked.

blushed irl oh no

Are you blushing, puppy? All because I called you a good toy? My good toy. You’re just a pretty fleshlight, barely have enough brains to be embarrassed. You like it when I pick you up and use your holes like a real toy? My hands tight around your waist, fucking you back and forth on my cock? Use your words, puppy. Good toy, thats it. Fuuck, sweet thing, you feel so incredible. Tightest little toy, oh my god, you were made to please me.

I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to

New gnarly collage dropped

Save a cowboy, ride a butch 🖤