“god Youre So Fucking Pretty” Whilst She’s Holding My Face And Pounding The Fuck Out Of My Pussy

How To Draw A Horse by Emma Hunsinger in this week’s New Yorker magazine.

real hubrismaxxers know that the grass on the other side is ABSOLUTELY and TOTALLY greener. it's WAAAAAY greener. greener than you could ever even imagine. it probably tastes better than spaghetti or somehting too.

real hubrismaxxers like me know the other side doesn't even have grass

the fundamental problem on this website is that if a homeless person tried to talk to most of y’all you’d be scared out of your minds

let’s talk about voice kink for a second. that deep tone dommes get when they slip into domme space. the crack of their voice. the sounds. the noises. their half chuckled tone as they tease me. v o i c e k i n k.

tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

butch arms & hands for your pleasure

Casual displays of dominance in public🤤🤤 like yes please grab my thigh while i’m sitting next to you and keep rubbing in circles so there’s no way i can forget it’s there, YES grab me by the hips or waist at any point bc you just want to feel me or because im just too cute and you have to keep a hold on me😣😣 pls ask me what i want at restaurants and order for me without me asking..idc im yours all yours to do whatever you want with just PLEASE touch me and give me ur attention 24/7

My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

oh to be a femme riding around in their butches pick up truck

Hands wrapped tightly around her waist, guiding her to orgasm as she grinds against my thigh. The way her hips stutter when she cums. Her head resting on my shoulder as she pants. Stroking up her sides gently and telling her what a good girl she’s been for me.