When A Queer Guy Talks Over You To Be Like "um Excuse Me, But How Are People Like Me At All Like Normal

sundress season! what butch or stud is gonna lift up my sundress and fuck me senseless ?!

new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street

love being passed around a lesbian friendship group like a blunt <3

the thought of a femme tugging on my hair while i eat them out>>>>

Ugggggh i really want my hands to be tied up rn while another girl uses me however she likes

Not to be too much of a whore, but pin me down and fill me?

i want to get *used* idk I just want to be desired and not have to think at all AHHHHHHHH to have a beautiful woman want to have me as a toy

The only correct way to talk to transbians:

Compliment them immediately. Doesn’t matter if it’s their outfit, their voice, their eyes—just make sure they know they’re hot. Bonus points if they get flustered.

Use their yearnings as a second language. If you’re not at least a little dramatic about how breathtakingly beautiful they are and how you’d absolutely perish if they so much as brushed their fingers against your cheek, are you even trying?

Tease them just enough to make them squirm. A little playful banter, a well-placed “Oh? You like that?” and suddenly they’re blushing and looking away, which is exactly the desired outcome.

Be gay. Be so gay. Every sentence should be at least 30% flirting, 50% sapphic pining, and 20% sheer lesbian chaos.

Remind them they’re gorgeous, wanted, and absolutely irresistible. Because they are. And they should know it.

awwh, are you tired, puppy? that's alright, my love. just lay down for me. that's it, pup, on your tummy, sweetheart. just like that, you're my fleshlight tonight. shhh darling, relax for me while i stretch you out. fuck, you're so tight, my love. i can feel you squeezing down through my strap. tightest fucking fleshlight, my god. clenching already, sweet toy? oh, darling, does it feel that good? mhm? this is what you needed, isn't it? i know, i know, pup, easy. lay still and take it. you're doing so well for me, sweetheart. go on, cum all you want, i'm not stopping anytime soon. you just love my strap buried in you, don't you, darling? such a good toy, it's like you we're made to take my cock.