If You Are A Non-Jewish Person Attempting To Be Inclusive Of Jewish Holidays And Traditions, But Your

If you are a non-Jewish person attempting to be inclusive of Jewish holidays and traditions, but your method of doing so starts from the assumption that Judaism is exactly like Christianity but with less Jesus, and/or that Hanukkah is just like Christmas but eight days long and harder to spell, you are doing it wrong.

(Hanukkah traditions: not actually Christmas traditions with a different color scheme! Including Jewish traditions: not actually talking about Hanukkah exactly like Christmas but with the name of the holiday switched around! Judaism and Christianity are different and their holidays are different. If you actually want to include Jewish people, recognizing these differences is an important step.)

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9 years ago

Haha I know. Currently I’m procrastinating on a memorization for school ... that’s due tomorrow.

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9 years ago

I’m not sure if my ask box is working, but if it is, this would be fun!

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9 years ago

Why would you even gender candy in the first place?

Old People Are Literally Trying To Blame Our Generation For Food Allergies…….
Old People Are Literally Trying To Blame Our Generation For Food Allergies…….

old people are literally trying to blame our generation for food allergies…….

9 years ago

Honestly the Hufflepuffs would probably leave their wifi unlocked intentionally so that if you were away from your tower you could use it.

Hogwarts WiFi Passwords

Let’s get real, it’s a school filled with wizards and controlled by wizarding adults. The Hogwarts Wifi password would be “password.” At best, it would be “hogwarts.”

But as for the individual houses…

Slytherin:

Network Name: The Dungeons

Password: 6FBb9w52 [changed monthly to protect from potential leaks]

Gryffindor:

Network Name: The Best House Ever

Password: Gryffindor1 [was “Gryffindor” for 6 years straight, but they changed it after too many unwelcome visitors]

Ravenclaw:

Network Name: Ravenclaw Tower Wifi

Password: fire [Prefects will only give the password in riddle form, it’s up to students to work out what the actual password is.The password is also changed frequently. In this case, the riddle is “Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?”]

Hufflepuff:

Network Name: PuffPuff

Password: Pass

6 years ago
Spotted On Campus Today.

Spotted on campus today.

[Image description: A sign, affixed to an emergency exist door, reading “My friends. I know that sometimes a door will say it has an alarm when it does not really have an alarm, and instead just serves a rebellious and convenient shortcut. [In bold and all caps:] THIS DOOR 100% ACTUALLY HAS AN ALARM. [End bold and caps.] Don’t open it! It’s extremely annoying! [Bold and caps again:] THE ALARM IS REAL AND WILL MAKE A LOUD SOUND. [End bold and caps.] Thanks. [End image description.]]


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8 years ago

The case is called West Virginia State Board of Education vs. Barnette, if you’re interested.

Reblog if you were the kid in class who didn’t stand for The Pledge of Allegiance.


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9 years ago

This is fascinating. I kind of wonder why these don’t tend to get as much coverage as murders by men. My first instinct is gender stereotyping, but I’m not sure if the answer is that simple.

I will note that most of these are not related to rejecting romantic advances, which was the point made by the original poster; nevertheless, that doesn’t mean they aren’t a problem.

Shocking

shocking


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9 years ago

Reblog if it is okay to start talking to you.

9 years ago
I’m Supposed To Write A Paper On The Protestant Revolution And Catholic Counter-Reformation.  Somehow
I’m Supposed To Write A Paper On The Protestant Revolution And Catholic Counter-Reformation.  Somehow
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I’m Supposed To Write A Paper On The Protestant Revolution And Catholic Counter-Reformation.  Somehow
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I’m Supposed To Write A Paper On The Protestant Revolution And Catholic Counter-Reformation.  Somehow
I’m Supposed To Write A Paper On The Protestant Revolution And Catholic Counter-Reformation.  Somehow

I’m supposed to write a paper on the Protestant Revolution and Catholic Counter-Reformation.  Somehow my notes turned into this.  It’s probably blasphemy and whatever the historical equivalent is.  I’m not sorry.


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