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Spotted on campus today.

[Image description: A sign, affixed to an emergency exist door, reading “My friends. I know that sometimes a door will say it has an alarm when it does not really have an alarm, and instead just serves a rebellious and convenient shortcut. [In bold and all caps:] THIS DOOR 100% ACTUALLY HAS AN ALARM. [End bold and caps.] Don’t open it! It’s extremely annoying! [Bold and caps again:] THE ALARM IS REAL AND WILL MAKE A LOUD SOUND. [End bold and caps.] Thanks. [End image description.]]

(Am I doing this right?)

“Why are we listening to badger screams?”

“I’m ROLEPLAYING”

Hot take: if it starts at 9 PM and ends before 11, it’s not Midnight Soccer.

Some spots opened up in [name of professor redacted]’s class and I was able to swap into it!!!

I have officially committed to a college!