I’m Supposed To Write A Paper On The Protestant Revolution And Catholic Counter-Reformation.  Somehow

I don’t know, I did find a Padma/Sally-Anne fic on A03 (http://archiveofourown.org/works/142827 ; I haven’t read it, so I can’t say if it’s any good.) But she is a rare character to spot.

i challenge you to find a possible harry potter ship that hasn’t had a fic written about it, realistic or ridiculous

it’s impossible

Pros and cons of having long hair

Pro: fucking beautiful I look like a goddess

Con: get the fuck out of my face

Con #2: People keep assuming I'm straight

Hiiii!!! Can you do muggle born Slytherins headcannons? I'd really appreciate it! :D love everything about your blog, btw!

Pretentious Pureblood here oops

Muggle born slytherins who bring pens and notebooks to school and the purebloods are infinitely curious but wont ask. (Every descendant of the malfoys ask. Every single one of them)

Muggleborns using memes in every conversation with the purebloods because why not

they almost create two little groups, the muggleborns and the purebloods, until Scorpius decides to drop by and physically pushing the two groups together. (it was a hilarious sight, as the purebloods were physically resisting and the muggle borns just encircled the more pretentious ones in hugs that the purebloods were sure would give them some sort of muggle illness.) 

Eventually they form this huge group, muggleborns indistiguishable from the purebloods, and they have inside jokes and share those weird ‘pen’ things and even some of the purebloods take to using notebooks instead of parchment (if asked, they either ignore you or shrug and say that its convenient)

-Mod Cas who has feelings about Slytherin house and needs a Slytherin friend. 

baby ginny sitting herself down in professor lupin’s office hours with her eyebrows furrowed and lupin’s like “shit” bc ginny is an excellent student and very observant and contrary and less likely to take shit than even hermione granger and is rather reminiscent of other red-haired gryffindor women he has known

“i know you’re a werewolf,” she blurts

“oh?” he says though he is thinking shit shit shit shit shit

“yes, and I don’t care,” she says forcefully

“oh?” he says again, though he is carefully not feeling anything

“yeah, I know what it’s like to be possessed by something evil. it doesn’t make you evil,” she says

(Am I doing this right?)

rest rest REST REST REST REST REST REST

Nobody nose what happened that night, I’m being sirius

Honestly the Hufflepuffs would probably leave their wifi unlocked intentionally so that if you were away from your tower you could use it.

Hogwarts WiFi Passwords

Let’s get real, it’s a school filled with wizards and controlled by wizarding adults. The Hogwarts Wifi password would be “password.” At best, it would be “hogwarts.”

But as for the individual houses…

Slytherin:

Network Name: The Dungeons

Password: 6FBb9w52 [changed monthly to protect from potential leaks]

Gryffindor:

Network Name: The Best House Ever

Password: Gryffindor1 [was “Gryffindor” for 6 years straight, but they changed it after too many unwelcome visitors]

Ravenclaw:

Network Name: Ravenclaw Tower Wifi

Password: fire [Prefects will only give the password in riddle form, it’s up to students to work out what the actual password is.The password is also changed frequently. In this case, the riddle is “Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?”]

Hufflepuff:

Network Name: PuffPuff

Password: Pass

"Should parents read their daughter's texts or monitor her online activity for bad language and inappropriate content?"

Earlier today, I served as the “young woman’s voice” in a panel of local experts at a Girl Scouts speaking event. One question for the panel was something to the effect of, “Should parents read their daughter’s texts or monitor her online activity for bad language and inappropriate content?”

I was surprised when the first panelist answered the question as if it were about cyberbullying. The adult audience nodded sagely as she spoke about the importance of protecting children online.

I reached for the microphone next. I said, “As far as reading your child’s texts or logging into their social media profiles, I would say 99.9% of the time, do not do that.”

Looks of total shock answered me. I actually saw heads jerk back in surprise. Even some of my fellow panelists blinked.

Everyone stared as I explained that going behind a child’s back in such a way severs the bond of trust with the parent. When I said, “This is the most effective way to ensure that your child never tells you anything,” it was like I’d delivered a revelation.

It’s easy to talk about the disconnect between the old and the young, but I don’t think I’d ever been so slapped in the face by the reality of it. It was clear that for most of the parents I spoke to, the idea of such actions as a violation had never occurred to them at all.

It alarms me how quickly adults forget that children are people.

I could probably hit up ye olde googleheim for this but I wonder how they chose the order for LGBTQIA like … what type of alphabet