Before I Transitioned Into A Woman, Now I’ll Transition Into The Shape In Your Dreams

How long until they ban this tag you think

Getting my hands on a Walmart employee walkie-talkie and saying “can the biggest freak on staff please report to the break room” on air

Doing shit with Excel formulas they haven’t even come up with yet, I’m fucking up in the guts of a FILTER formula recreating SQL

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

You don’t understand babe it’s part of my traditional alpha lifestyle to get a footjob once a week it’s how we keep our testosterone levels up babe

If I find I like a piece of media featuring a dude I usually headcannon the character as a repressed trans woman so I can enjoy it more

more characters should be trans women i think

People who are proud to be racist and proud about doing nazi salutes run the us government

US allies doing everything in their power to ensure the US government doesn’t fail from Trump so they can safeguard their own economies is hilarious lmao the economy is on fucking matchstick legs

Tbh I don’t even think Luigi did it I’m convinced the real shooter is still out there and we got Fahrenheit 451’d by the cops

As a trans dom transfemme,yes I do have a favorite stuffed animal