Tbh I Don’t Even Think Luigi Did It I’m Convinced The Real Shooter Is Still Out There And We Got

Feel like I’m on the brink of insanity 24/7 but like in a cute grunge girly way

Can’t believe Agent 47 took out that healthcare CEO, when’s the special mission coming out for that btw?

Oh fuck I think I just hit your golden retriever boyfriend with my range rover

American leftist will say you need to be morally perfect at all times both in the past and in perpetuity or else you’re evil and deserve to be judged and punished and that also no they’re not a Puritan why do you ask

Theoretically, is there anyone someone who once went into the military, is there anyway for then to make it up morally, or are they just fucked?

im not catholic

Took 3 months for him to start doing car commercials I’m predicting brand logos on the next Air Force One like a Formula 1 race car

Bro lives in Tel Galen

a redditor has mushrooms growing out of his homes electrical sockets

Applying for an X gender marker federal license in Massachusetts since they’re saying fuck Trump here wish me luck lol

I would kill for Vivian Wilson, like a sort of friendly platonic murder friendship purely out of respect

Got banned from instagram for posting the jd vance drag pic and captioning it “I could fix her”

Dr. Pepper is obviously non-binary it isn’t even up for debate ngl

ocd is like this