If I Find I Like A Piece Of Media Featuring A Dude I Usually Headcannon The Character As A Repressed

Feel like I’m on the brink of insanity 24/7 but like in a cute grunge girly way

Fucking for real, use XLOOKUP or perish if I catch you using VLOOLUP you’re on thin ice

My hot take is that VLOOKUP is dumb and that everyone should stop using it.

Trans people will text someone an hour before transitioning

The golden age of American Communism being tee’d up by Trump annihilating every anti-communist group in the CIA, the federal government can’t even investigate my butthole pics now lol

Sis pooped on me erm, what the heck??? Grasshopper with red legs hmmm I wonder what they call that

Liberals lecturing the people the Democrats left behind that they still need to give them their unwavering, undying support. Like dog the ship has sailed you’re not gonna hand rope it back in with platitudes :/

I have Covid-19, every strain of bird flu, flu strain A, flu strain B, HMPV, Norovirus, and the common cold my entire body is just paste

do you actually realize how fucking dystopian it is that I'm donating plasma every week just to afford breakfast?

Or have we all become so desensitized to current displays of fascism that we've adopted the VERY naïve belief that "if there aren't bodies in the street then we're not in danger?"

controversial opinion but unfortunately you are your actions and what you say. if you are mean to people, it doesn’t matter if you sometimes have secret kind thoughts. fortunately you are your actions and what you say. if you are kind in your actions and your words, it doesn’t matter if you sometimes have mean thoughts. the power is in working against inner negative thoughts and being a better person despite it. you have the ability to cultivate the person you want to be.

If someone calls me AMAB I’m gonna kill myself in front of them and make them watch