The Ingenuity Of Capitalism Producing The Same Thing That Existed Before But Somehow More Fucked Up And

Hurting Capital is terrorism in the US because Capital is part of the State

Got banned from instagram for posting the jd vance drag pic and captioning it “I could fix her”

Applying for an X gender marker federal license in Massachusetts since they’re saying fuck Trump here wish me luck lol

Day 1 Trump blows up California I’ll put 5 bucks on it

Gonna upload a video of me licking this tomorrow (I know where it is)

Tbh I don’t even think Luigi did it I’m convinced the real shooter is still out there and we got Fahrenheit 451’d by the cops

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

Getting my hands on a Walmart employee walkie-talkie and saying “can the biggest freak on staff please report to the break room” on air

The only thing I miss about illegal weed over legal weed is that I was friends with my drug dealer’s dog

External Revenue Service is definitely up there with injecting bleach and hosting an event next to a sex shop on accident