Gonna Upload A Video Of Me Licking This Tomorrow (I Know Where It Is)

He's so real for stealing drugs and then whipping his entire dick out and smoking those drugs, I think that's what I would do if I was given unlimited legal power

bad

Gonna replace every QR code I come across with a sticker QR code redirecting to goatsie, buying a pack of 1,000 and hitting the town I’ll be the change I want to see in the world

I feel like if I had just a slightly looser grip on reality I’d be genuinely insane like my marbles would be loose my dominos would be toppled

It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else

I love love love making stuff up and spreading misinformation it’s definitely an under-appreciated hobby

LMAO... come on you guys... :^)

I’m target training myself using a body pillow featuring a living human person, watch out

Most interesting thing that’s happened in my part of Western Mass was I saw a bear in public and went back inside and didn’t report it at all. I was on the clock and didn’t want that to eat into my lunch break.

i actually find most hater shit really boring. like i used to hang around the people who made that shit their entire personality while having literally nothing else going on to justify it so in the end theyre all just boring and tedious. Like its really only interesting if you actually have the critical thinking and writing skills to make it engaging and if im being real most of us really dont, and I cant imagine not seeing being that way as anything but a sign that you need to make decisions to improve your life right now.