April Fools Used To Be Such A Big Deal To Me. Now I Let Year After Year Pass Without A Single Jape Or
april fools used to be such a big deal to me. now I let year after year pass without a single jape or gag performed
is this what it is to lose your childhood whimsy?
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me: *peeling potatoes in the sink*
my ancestors: ah, some things never change :)
me: *turns on garbage disposal*
my ancestors: D:
yo check this out. Alexa, cure cancer
Alexa-
me, at work: man... I'm so lucky to have this job...................................................................................................................... i wanna go home
hearing bird noises in the forest compels me to smile, to do a jig in my soul, to stroll with the gaiety of a man reborn
conversely hearing my phone buzz compels me to rot like half a potato fallen behind the stove
yet my ears subject me to both with the same cold efficiency. we live in a fallen world indeed
someday I hope to have a wikipedia page. but I want it to be as inaccurate as those weird sketchy websites that make up shit about youtubers
like "minatorypigs is 4'11, 7lbs, and was kicked out of Harvard Law for academic dishonesty in 2009."
me: I gotta get up early so it's super important I get good sleep tonight
brain: i-important?? that's scary! too much pressure! noooo we should stay up watching youtube with steadily growing anxiety instead!
ok guys the world is not allowed to end rn, I'm on the toilet and that would be sooo embarrassing
Papyrus using Twitter
its not even 2024 anymore its some other bullshit now
