If You Pull Me On Your Lap There Is A 101% Chance I’m Going To Make Out With You.

Sage advice. See more highlights from Drake’s superb SNL.

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

I feel like this is worth saving for later, because of just how important this is (you gotta hype it up), but you can’t do this endeavor of reblogging every 1M+ without this post.

This is the tumblr post with the most notes.

thanks for the submission! it’s in the queue.

i’m not sure if this is really the most with the most notes though - i remember, in 2015 at the latest, some gif of a guy high-giving a pedestrian walk sine as it turned to a hand, which had 12M notes. I don’t know if that number is accurate, but if it is it’s my white whale.

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”