Do U Ever Wanna Punch Urself In The Face For Procrastinating And Ruining Ur Life

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

“Act my age? What the fuck is that, “act my age”? What do I care how old I am? The Ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.”

— the greatest thing i have ever read (via wcked)

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

Back around tumblr’s peak years of 2011-2016, posts with over a million notes popped up fairly commonly. These days, even the most popular post of 2020 couldn’t make it.

Million-note-posts are a finite resource. There will likely never be a new post entering to the club. This blog is dedicated to finding these rare beasts.

Submissions welcome!

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager