Shrek Came Out 13 Years Ago

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)