Popular Culture Used To Be Very Much About Eroticism. Rockstars Used To Be On Stage In Sequins And Thongs

 Cemetery Symbolism | Michelle Enemark & Allison C. Meier

do angel halos buzz like neon gas station signs

so proud that the country-formerly-known-as-turkey really went and dropped its deadname on the first day of pride month. forget being an ally bitch you're one of us

the older i get (i know i’m still very young fdgvfds) the more i do find myself getting annoyed with teenagers online, but also the more solidified i become in my opinion that making ‘hating teenagers’ a significant part of your personality as an adult is fucking rancid. if you’re a grown-ass adult and you say things like “snot-nosed minors” completely unironically, please gain some perspective. you are talking like a fucking roald dahl villain

If Morbius was played by Danny Trejo, it never would have flopped.

'is he stupid' is one of the funniest things to add at the end of a sentence it's right up there with 'many such cases' and 'because of woke'

I hooked up with Danny from Game Grumps on the floor of a bowling alley. It was disappointing.