the older i get (i know i’m still very young fdgvfds) the more i do find myself getting annoyed with teenagers online, but also the more solidified i become in my opinion that making ‘hating teenagers’ a significant part of your personality as an adult is fucking rancid. if you’re a grown-ass adult and you say things like “snot-nosed minors” completely unironically, please gain some perspective. you are talking like a fucking roald dahl villain
MCU
*my brain* My Chemical Universe
when the necromancer expects you to be risen as soon as they cast the resurrection spell and doesn't even let you have half an hour for phone in grave
i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder
I was tasked with a job
I hooked up with Danny from Game Grumps on the floor of a bowling alley. It was disappointing.
The fact that the reblogs were turned off is a travesty
is it still ethical nonmonogamy if one of the partners is evil