"guy Who Carries A Lighter" Should Be A Legitimately Recognized And Honored Role In Society

'is he stupid' is one of the funniest things to add at the end of a sentence it's right up there with 'many such cases' and 'because of woke'

news is looking pretty good lately

i hate whenever theres a paladin/knight/generally gruff protector-type character in an alternate or historical time period, and when theyre adapted to the modern day or theres a popular modern AU headcanon theyre ALWAYS a cop. you fools. you fucking fools. a good aligned paladin wouldnt be a cop they would be a drug sponsor. a domestic cleaner. a child support worker. a sanitation worker. its not about cutting people in half with a zweihander its about serving the goddamn community

not a dream

MCU

*my brain* My Chemical Universe

jeff the unaliver doing tiktok dances over my dead body after stabbing me thirty eight times in the chest

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

embracing mother / emil melmoth