I Hate Whenever Theres A Paladin/knight/generally Gruff Protector-type Character In An Alternate Or Historical

the art of. using periods incorrectly to fine tune line delivery

instagram creators are so crazy like I'm not taking life advice from someone who didn't want their own nose bro

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

my homestuck headcanon: jade harley was raised christian fundamentalist

- she has very long hair

- she wears a long skirt

- she grew up very isolated

i don’t really have much other evidence to support this but i guess that’s how a headcanon works. also i think her interest in music would’ve come by way of learning gospel music as a kid

I was tasked with a job

whenever i start thinking like i’m insane im irredeemable i’m the joker i’m a cycle path i’m micheal myers i’m vincent collateral im amy dunne im patrick bateman im frank tj mackey im jim carrey’s grinch im the yellow wallpaper lady my period arrives within the next two days

cats are a stuff animal that can love you back and also bite you. extremely awrsome