LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

He's sopping wet. He's pathetic. His dick game is terrible. He looks bad. He cries at the slightest provocation. Hes trembling in fear. He's unreliable. His personality is sad, just sad. I didn't say a name but he popped into your head, didn't he? ☺️

That post abt how tumblr wouldve gone nuts for morbius 10 years ago is sooo true like not only do they have the “””””sexy”””” matt smith shirtless dance for no reason but his character grows up with morbius as little sickly british waifs and theyre bestest friends forever but then morbius kills him because he also turns into an evil vampire and its sad because they were best friends :( (sorry for spoiling morbius) . Like do you realize how that wouldve DEVESTATED tumblr in 2012. We’re in a better timeline if only slightly

evil wizard how do i use tumblr im new

believe everything you see unless you disagree with it; in that case, misinterpret it in a way that no logical person could have predicted and accuse the op of being a fascist. this applies double to children’s cartoons. good luck 💖✨

this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

remember back in the twilight heyday when people would be like “edward SUCKS. vampires aren’t supposed to be sparkly and broody they’re supposed to be scary and monstrous and powerful!” like. yeah im sure that would be great in a romance love triangle story aimed at teenage girls

mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something

why are they censoring masturbate like that this isn’t tiktok. MASTURBATE. JERK OFF. WHACK IT. FUCK. SEX. see it’s fine

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥