An Everskies Fit I Made Because I Need A Place To Archive Them Other Than My Poor Camera Roll

i think there are some people who say ‘it’s okay to like [xyz thing], but you should critically examine why you like it’, but what they actually mean by that is that your critical examination should lead you to very specific, negative conclusions. a lot of times, an answer along the lines of ‘i have critically examined my taste for [xyz thing], and i’ve come to the conclusion that it’s okay’ is treated as unacceptable.

i was born on a merry go round and raised there for three years until someone turned it off and all the centrifugal force sent me careening into distant lands. it was on the discovery channel

alright i’ll bite. what is morbious

at the goth bbq eating corn on the macabre

I find it kind of epic I find it kind of rad

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

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