Latest Posts by miketeaveegaming - Page 9
Screw charlie I deserved to win
Hey I noticed that you changed your clothes a lot on the golden ticket tour day. First you had the black coat outside then you took that off and had the burgundy jacket but after the contest you had on gold and black pajamas and slippers then when you was getting your shoes shined you had the black jacket with another black coat under it and then you changed back to the burgundy jacket when you had dinner with the buckets. Why did you change so much and how did your clothes magically switch at the end?
Well, I changed back into my lounging pajamas because the tour was over. And I wanted to be comfortable for my therapy session. I threw on a quick change of clothes once again to find Charlie and talk to him. I specifically changed my clothes so that he wouldn't recognize me or the big 'W' on my shoes. That's how I ended up in all black. So basically your question is how in the world did I end up wearing the burgundy coat again, right?
When we arrived back at the factory after visiting my dad, we were brainstorming new candy flavors and ideas. I leave most of my coats and shoes at the front corridor when I'm in a hurry (if the Oompa Loompas haven't taken them away) and I happened to change back into the attire from earlier right before going to the Buckets' house for dinner with Charlie. That's all. Just a quick change of wardrobe.
You said you would read a book for us but the original asker never said what book they wanted you to read.. so can you like leave some voice clips on my ask, it can even be quotes?
I would post more to further entrain you but I'm afraid there is a one video limit. Maybe I'll read a book in the near future, someone requested If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, haha! We'll see.
Yes you do
I love your little lisp;
Its so cute!
I do NOT have a lisp.
And good morning. ☺️
Yeah because you tried to kill us!
Throwback to the worst day of my life. ☺️
Me neither
Anyone ever told you you look like a young johnny depp?
Never heard of him.
was requested to redraw this one screenshot awhile back
For someone who sucks at drawing, I think this drawing for my assignment gets a pass! Itsa Mario!
Opening night of the one-woman performance of ‘Hamilton’
Momento Mori ~
I'm a better cook
Homemade dinner guaranteed to taste better than ya mama's cookin'!
Indian style chicken and vegetable tray bake; sweet potatoes, courgettes, peppers, onions, cauliflower and fennel to start, tossed in oil, cumin and turmeric. Chicken pieces marinated in garlic, ginger, garam masala, homemade smoked chilli sauce, and lime juice. Roasted for 45 minutes then added broccoli, chopped garlic and tomatoes. Finished off for another 15 minutes and then served with a few dollops of raita (yogurt, mint, cucumber and coriander). And to wash it down, Verdi Spumante white sparkling wine, imported from Italy.
Look at those beautiful, bright colors. Those crisp veggies. That succulent, tender chicken.
Who said I can't hold it down in the kitchen? No one? Oh, I thought so. Ha.
Is this your girlfriend?
COCOA ANNOUNCEMENT!!! YOUR COCOA BEAN HAS A FACE NOW!!!
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Sorry for yelling I'm just so excited
Oh, how delightful! Good morning!
McDonalds isn't bad you're just boujie! 😤
What's your favorite food at McDonald's?
I thought we've been over this? Aren't you the same girl who suggested I build a McDonald's in my factory? I don't think you understand how unhealthy their "food" is, and I use the term loosely because it isn't food fit for human consumption. It's 40% pink paste, 20% GMOs and 40% human DNA. And it makes you overweight.
Do I look like I eat McDonald's to you? That photo alone is giving me heartburn.
"The perfect pair doesn't exist!” The perfect pair:
NVidia be like…
What are some things that help you sleep at night? I suffer kind of with anxiety and depression and nothing really calms me enough for sleep
I'm sorry you're having trouble sleeping. I used to have that problem when I first opened my factory because I had so many new ideas and nerves running through my body.
If I could suggest a white noise, storytelling or an audio book app, those always help me. The best ones, I think, are vintage and oldies music live streams with rain put over them. Some good free apps and YouTubers that stream music and white noise 24hrs:
Nemo's Dreamscapes (YouTube, and the best one, in my opinion)
Chilling (Scary storytelling app, if you're into that sort of thing)
Yellow Brick Cinema (YouTube)
Relax Rain (App)
The Relaxed Guy (YouTube)
Dream Musicas (YouTube)
Sleep Radio (App)
Free Books And Audio Books (App)
I recommend taking a hot bath with any oils, bath bombs or epsom salts beforehand since baths ease folks into a more relaxed state of mind. Also, Aromatherapy products are excellent for induced sleep. I hope these help you and you find a solution that works! I'm curious. Let me know! Goodnight and sleep tight.
Which way, western man?
Yeah he's fat as fu-
Would you like to be friends? 😁😄😃
Ha ha...no.
Because you see, most people aren't going to put the same amount of effort in that I do...and that is the biggest form of rejection to me. The worst kind, actually. Friends let you down, or people you trust betray you and steal your secret chocolate recipes, why should I want them? Besides, The Buckets, Hatter and Edward are my dearest friends. I have no more tolerance for others. Maybe you should ask Edward, he told me that it gets lonely up in that stuffy castle sometimes, and unfortunately I can't visit often. He lives quite the distance and my factory is demanding.
Wonkas weird
Nobody:
Absolutely no one in the world:
You: Good morning my little chocolate chips!
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(Ilysfm 😂😂😂)
Well, everybody likes chocolate chips and if anyone doesn't then they need their head checked.
Your page growing fast af. One of your posts from bout 2 days ago got 90 something notes already wtf 😂😂🤣
I don't know! But that's magnificent!
It's catchy or whatever
Can you please post the Willy Wonka song you used in the "when your candy sells" meme you made Mr Wonka? Please 😊😊😊
Ah, here it is. Excuse the language.
Benji Ceez & Rich The Kid - Willy Wonka
Zelda Universe's latest Breath of the Wild Complete Story Dub episode features Tarrey Town
Zelda Universe’s latest Breath of the Wild Complete Story Dub episode features Tarrey Town
A new bonus installment of Zelda Universe’s own Breath of the Wild Complete Story Dub has been released! This one, entitled “Tarrey Town,” is primarily focused on assisting Hudson in the building of a village from the ground up. The 17-minute episode showcases one of the most arguably impactful sidequests from the game. Be sure to watch the video and tune in this Friday for the last installment…
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Dont trust him
Sometimes I think about throwing myself into one of your machineries because my back hurts so bad I need to be cracked like a glowstick
That's terrible. I don't know if throwing yourself into any machines would do anything other than harm you.
It might be best to go to a spa and allow someone to give you a massage. Maybe let a person walk on your back?
Spoiled
I just wanna see your bedroom pweaseee mister wonka 😔😢
I normally wouldn't allow my privacy to be intruded on, but since you said please and my room is in order today, I will this once.
Before you ask, the walls are not made of chocolate, they are designed to LOOK like chocolate. Otherwise it would melt and collapse and that would be terrible to wake up to. Haha!
Not fair you tricked us!
How did you avoid getting sued by the kids that got injured's parents that went to your factory?
There was fine print on the back and bottom of each ticket stating that I wasn't to be held liable should any injuries or dismemberment occur in my factory. And by entering the factory, each parent and their child were physically in agreement.
What is this
Goodnight world.
No
Good morning, my little chocolate chips! Ride and shine! Up and at 'em! Take that sip of hot Joe and let's all have a productive day today, yes?
He's not sorry
Dear, tumblrs. If you have asked a question or commented on something of mine and I haven't responded, I am terribly sorry. My asks are backed up and I get at least 20-45 notifications at a time, some of which I hadn't noticed until this morning while eating my breakfast. It's a really fast pace to maintain between answering questions and running the factory.
Heh....so sorry.
WHY DO YOU ALL LIKE HIM?
I wanna touch you in ways that are too inappropriate to say 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
I see...
And I'd prefer it if you kept your dirty fantasies and your sticky little fingers to yourself, 'kay?
