Latest Posts by miketeaveegaming - Page 8

Titties? I heard stuff about you going around?

Yo wassup?

Hello Mike. Nice to see you again.

Anything I can do for you?

Riiiiiiight....if you say so titties

Yo wassup?

Hello Mike. Nice to see you again.

Anything I can do for you?

@sincerelyalice Back off Blondie!

@xx-maria Are you and Mr. Wonka "close friends"?

Yo wassup?

Hello Mike. Nice to see you again.

Anything I can do for you?

STARBUCKS SUX

This is why I don't go to Starbucks.

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Don't believe him. The BTS meal is good

Have you tried the BTS meal Mr wonka?

Ew. What have I told you about asking me about McDonald's food?

Never do that, 'kay?

He's an idiot

You calling people darling makes people faint but I'm people

Oh. Have I called someone darling recently?

Only losers make sex blogs about Mr. Wonka 😒😒😒

🌷🌼 Send this to ten bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep the game going! (no pressure)🌼🌷

SELMA!!! Thank you 😭😭😭

You're one of my favorite blogs too because you always manage to drag me back into my old faves. I had forgotten how much I love Star Trek and Frasier ❤

I hope you're having a wonderful day!!!

Eeveelution Positivity Postcards made by Awkitsu

link <3

I don't like him

Can we see more wonka articles I love reading about your life!! :3

Of course you can! 😁 Here:

These are old, headlines for the opening of my factory to be precise! And if you can quite make out the Fortune magazine font it says, "The Most Successful Chocolatier in the World Opens the Gates of the Largest Chocolate Factory Ever Built".

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This is another article that goes along with the same date as the other. Grand opening of my factory, blah blah blah. Me cutting the ribbon. Fun stuff!

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And of course, this is an old one that I had posted once before in regards to a question about my awfully exaggerating 15-year disappearance:

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There are quite a few more good reads that I'm sure I could manage to dig up somewhere inside this factory. I'll post them sometime, eventually.

I'm using this against you in the future

I don't wanna talk about it, but here's a few old pictures of me growing up:

Whatever I'll listen I guess

Small announcement, dear folks! ☝️ Starting sometime in the near future, I will begin posting weekly (or biweekly) video content called "TheWillyWonka Radio", which will consist of various music and white noise playlists. Because I have received messages and questions dealing with depression and insomnia, this content will be especially for those who love ASMR, are studying or need help with their sleeping and relaxing habits. As stated before, videos will be posted either once a week or biweekly, hopefully, should I find the time. Each week there will be a different music genre, from house, to techno, R&B, funk, jazz, rock and lofi. And different ambiences, from crackling fireplaces to waterfalls, thunder storms, rain and nature sounds. Also, I would just like to add that a dear friend of mine has recently informed me that my blog name has become a used hashtag among other tumblrs, and I'm very delighted to hear that! I had no idea I would be growing this fast or my posts still being reblogged! I couldn't be more appreciative! ☺️

Now. Back to the announcement. If you like jamming or sleeping and you can dig what I'm laying down, then tune in to TheWillyWonka Radio in the future! ✨

That's all, folks!

Cya sometime in the future.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

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Mike. I went to his factory before? He's screwed up! Duh!

Don't trust Mr. Wonka, he isn't nice

And you are?

When you're browsing through someone's blog that you talk to often and you accidentally follow them and now you can't unfollow them because you'll look unfriendly. Aheh...👉👈

Oh well, at least it's someone I like, right?

Cool or whatever. Still don't like him

It's shitty but I made this for you hope you like it 💕💕😘💕

Really? For me?! Goodness, how long did this take you? It isn't bad at all, you're very talented and it's gorgeous! It's very sweet of you.

Thank you! ☺️

Obviously you would need five because you need one more than the amount of rooms

Good morning, honeydews! Wake up, the sun is here to welcome you! ☺️

I wanna show you guys something cool going inside the factory today.

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Our new Smart Camera System:

A system that automatically locks down the entire factory, controls everything like thermostats, lights, door-locks, alarm arming, and more all in one app from the convenience of this very room. Our alarm system can do all of that and dispatch police, fire, and medical emergency!

LOW VOLTAGE PRE CONSTRUCTION WIRING -

Surround sound wiring and speakers, television cable, and security pre-wires are as well. Every camera you're seeing here is a little peek into what's going on in every single room. From Dessert Island to the Nut Sorting room. These tunnels lead to different cameras, there are a total of exactly 409 cameras.

And from there is the Input Output room. This is the core of the factory, the mitochondria, the power plant. It balances the amount of energy used throughout the factory into each room. Energy balance is based on a fundamental thermodynamic principle that energy cannot be destroyed, and can only be gained, lost, or stored by an organism. In this case, the factory. Input​ being amount of energy put into a system, and output​ refers to the amount of energy that comes out. A system or device may change the type of energy, but not the amount. For example, a light bulb's input energy is the form of electrical energy, and its output energy is in the form of light and heat. However, the total amount of useful energy output of an isolated system is never equal to the total energy input. Yeah. This is because some of the input energy will be lost as dispersed heat as it is processed. That being said, there will always be energy lost to the surroundings and energy lost due to friction. Which is why we have more than just one of these power plants.

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I'm so proud of the new upgrade, I just had to share it, ha. Beautiful, isn't it?

That's all for now. More to come soon!

Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Good morning, honeydews! Wake up, the sun is here to welcome you! ☺️

I wanna show you guys something cool going inside the factory today.

~•••~

Our new Smart Camera System:

A system that automatically locks down the entire factory, controls everything like thermostats, lights, door-locks, alarm arming, and more all in one app from the convenience of this very room. Our alarm system can do all of that and dispatch police, fire, and medical emergency!

LOW VOLTAGE PRE CONSTRUCTION WIRING -

Surround sound wiring and speakers, television cable, and security pre-wires are as well. Every camera you're seeing here is a little peek into what's going on in every single room. From Dessert Island to the Nut Sorting room. These tunnels lead to different cameras, there are a total of exactly 409 cameras.

And from there is the Input Output room. This is the core of the factory, the mitochondria, the power plant. It balances the amount of energy used throughout the factory into each room. Energy balance is based on a fundamental thermodynamic principle that energy cannot be destroyed, and can only be gained, lost, or stored by an organism. In this case, the factory. Input​ being amount of energy put into a system, and output​ refers to the amount of energy that comes out. A system or device may change the type of energy, but not the amount. For example, a light bulb's input energy is the form of electrical energy, and its output energy is in the form of light and heat. However, the total amount of useful energy output of an isolated system is never equal to the total energy input. Yeah. This is because some of the input energy will be lost as dispersed heat as it is processed. That being said, there will always be energy lost to the surroundings and energy lost due to friction. Which is why we have more than just one of these power plants.

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I'm so proud of the new upgrade, I just had to share it, ha. Beautiful, isn't it?

That's all for now. More to come soon!

Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Y'all DEAD wrong for clowning @wonkasseur like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well, maybe they shouldn't have responded if they have sensitive feelings because no one was talking to them. They don't even know what gender they are and they're 30 years old reblogging children's posts. Sometimes a few good jabs to the gut can be enough to shut people up. Don't act like a clown and nobody will clown you.

Follow me back? 😘

Uh, no. I don't do follow backsies. Or favors. My follow list is very small, five people to be exact. Yeah. This goes back to the "I don't like people or socializing" thing. Besides, I don't follow, I lead.

And I'm just here to talk about the 🍫 🏭.

Nobody cares about wonkasseur 🤦🏻‍♂️

Hi. Your cult followers are still ganging up and attacking wonkasseur just because you 2 don‘t get along, they have already done damage with getting rid of coffeescandyshop permanently and I used to follow that person. They literally bullied them off tumblr just because their blog page didn‘t look flashy or whatever like yours. :( Like they keep tearing other people down while your just getting more and more popular. So it‘s gonna be a problem in the future because since your growing fast then more of your followers will just see and bandwagon the hate to fit in and get your attention. From what I see they attack random (lgbt) blogs that they don‘t like and other blogs if they think that you don‘t get along with them. I never seen anyone get bullied off tumblr until coffee left. You probably won't see this because of your notes but if you do please reply. I‘m really scared someone else might leave. I love you bc you seem mature and your funny and I think your probably an adult by the way you disencouraged their bullying before but I hate your followers very much; the ones that gatekeep you

Still?

Dm me.

Are you religious at all?

Yes, I was raised in the Catholic church, but as I grew up some of my views changed, so I kind of distanced myself from the church. Now I just study from home.

Tell us why you picked Charlie

Please do another voice clip 😭😭😭

I can rap better

You said you can rap so can you write a rap really quick?

I'm one of the shy ones you talked about earlier sorry hi -waves-

Oh, hi there KitKat, welcome! ☺️

Of course I can rap for you, I'll do something kind of "gutter" because you didn't give me a topic, check this out. Ahem.

It's a bigger price to pay when having money ain't the issue

Phonies love you when you're down

Cause you're on the same level

Give it time and rise up better

Next your homies gon' diss you

See you winning - getting money

Come right back and say they miss you

Wipe my butt with their apologies

I'm running low on tissue

How my freestyle got you upset

If the shots I fired missed you?

You're just desperate for attention

Say you hate me so then tell me

Why you all up in my mentions?

Love to see the haters mad

Love to watch em envy me

Want everything I have

The cash, gold and diamond rings

They'd rather talk about you

'Stead of trying to chase themself a bag

I'd rather air the AK out

You run these bullets playing tag

Beat a em down like a drummer boy

Was never in a band, wait

Gun cocked

I'm shooting shots up in the game

I'm like Stephen Curry in this

Scoring baskets - never aim

And I'm still cutting people off

They're all one in the same

Fakers, the silent haters

That love browsing on my page

See the success, the great

Won't congratulate? Ok

That's wack but I'm good bro

The wave, yeah I been known,

Y'all act up for free

You wanna beef with me

There's a fee h*e

Make you choke on your words

Like you're trying to take a deep throat

I'm balling - no free throw

An alien, I'm Stitch - no Lilo

You're still doing the same crap

You were doing 10 years ago

Believe it, we're different

You need cliques, vanity, attention

I do my best work solo

Never needed no permission

Made some stupid, dumb choices

But I learned from my decisions ~

And just like that, there you go! ☺️ Anyone could do it.

And you think I'm a bad kid a lot of your followers are messed up

he didn't actually message you did he?

Yeah, he did. Twice, actually. And I was busy at the time. The issue seemed petty and easily resolvable.

And you think I'm annoying

Just had some kid message me about being allegedly bullied by some of my followers, I blocked him.

Here's why: Number one: I'm not sure what happened. Number two: I'll never understand why some people think that just because they're having drama with followers of another person, that the person they're following is automatically involved or responsible for the others' behavior. I am not a parent. I am not part of the tumblr team. Half of my followers are obviously adults and I don't have any more authority than the next person to stop or encourage other people's behavior. I am busy running a factory - not a daycare, I don't get involved with petty online drama that doesn't concern me, even if the people involved are friends or followers. There's no point in messaging me about matters that have nothing to do with my factory or me personally. There are block and report options for a reason. Use them.

I hate having to post this, I'm terribly sorry. That just annoyed the living daylights out of me. Just as I was enjoying a nice glass of wine and-ugh. I digress.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Good evening.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Of course because every girl wants you for some reason 🙄🙄🙄

I'm becoming a bit overwhelmed with the notifications I'm receiving. My asks are totally backed up too. They just don't stop, ha. I'm gonna take a break and check on my Oompa Loompas. Heh...'kay bye.

Nobody understands this complicated shit!

How do you come up with your financial planner/organization?

I organize percentages, range, demographic (that mostly being children), costs, income and do's and donuts (do nots), get it? Ahaha!

Ahem. Excuse the sloppy handwriting, I was in a rush. This is basically a short overview of the benefits to what's called "affiliate marketing." It's a pretty simple concept. For instance, you want an online store to sell your brand of candy. So you search out and find what's called an "affiliate network" and advertise your goodies to a seller, or an affiliate marketer. Should you be lucky enough to get someone interested in selling your shiz-na-ee, they would then set up a website or link to your line of candy. And every time you make a sell from their links or site, you both get paid. In other words, you have sustainable income, depending on how popular you are of course, and they pocket what's called a "commission", a sum of money earned through sales. You know how those greedy and money hungry YouTubers get paid a percentage by a sponsor just to shove a product down your cute little throat? Same thing, really. Unless you're the greedy YouTuber. But isn't that neat? You can still market your business right from your bedroom with ease. And in the times of Coronavirus where people can't physically go out to stores as much, this is my newest strategy, because I have to keep that revenue coming in! And the rest is pretty much the basic 101 stuff. Blah, blah, blah, economic decline, global panic, business thingy, you understand? Great! Loved your question, by the way!

Maybe you should get over your fear of the dentist

@wilburwonkasblog Some awfully and recently constructed tumblr (maybe bot?) page promoting dentistry products and healthcare was following me and now they've mysteriously disappeared! I only noticed because they were selling dentist related stuff, and you know how I feel about that stuff. I hope that I can trust it wasn't you, no, you wouldn't do that. Especially not now?

I deserved to work at the factory

Oh, one last question before I'm leaving to finally get some rest:

Do you mind me plugging myself into one of the power sockets in my new room and stealing an itsy bit of your electricity? (With your allowance of course)

Not at all. Feel free to recharge any time! My Oompa Loompas will show you to your room now.