I'm A Better Cook

Nintendo Switch Joy-Con Cabinets made by Alex Morales

Obviously you would need five because you need one more than the amount of rooms

Good morning, honeydews! Wake up, the sun is here to welcome you! ☺️

I wanna show you guys something cool going inside the factory today.

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Our new Smart Camera System:

A system that automatically locks down the entire factory, controls everything like thermostats, lights, door-locks, alarm arming, and more all in one app from the convenience of this very room. Our alarm system can do all of that and dispatch police, fire, and medical emergency!

LOW VOLTAGE PRE CONSTRUCTION WIRING -

Surround sound wiring and speakers, television cable, and security pre-wires are as well. Every camera you're seeing here is a little peek into what's going on in every single room. From Dessert Island to the Nut Sorting room. These tunnels lead to different cameras, there are a total of exactly 409 cameras.

And from there is the Input Output room. This is the core of the factory, the mitochondria, the power plant. It balances the amount of energy used throughout the factory into each room. Energy balance is based on a fundamental thermodynamic principle that energy cannot be destroyed, and can only be gained, lost, or stored by an organism. In this case, the factory. Input​ being amount of energy put into a system, and output​ refers to the amount of energy that comes out. A system or device may change the type of energy, but not the amount. For example, a light bulb's input energy is the form of electrical energy, and its output energy is in the form of light and heat. However, the total amount of useful energy output of an isolated system is never equal to the total energy input. Yeah. This is because some of the input energy will be lost as dispersed heat as it is processed. That being said, there will always be energy lost to the surroundings and energy lost due to friction. Which is why we have more than just one of these power plants.

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I'm so proud of the new upgrade, I just had to share it, ha. Beautiful, isn't it?

That's all for now. More to come soon!

Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Sure lady sure. Fuck you I'm gonna go play video games

Yo wassup?

Hello Mike. Nice to see you again.

Anything I can do for you?

Only losers make sex blogs about Mr. Wonka 😒😒😒

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SELMA!!! Thank you 😭😭😭

You're one of my favorite blogs too because you always manage to drag me back into my old faves. I had forgotten how much I love Star Trek and Frasier ❤

I hope you're having a wonderful day!!!

*stares motherfuckingly*

Psychedelic Gaming Animations made by SuperPhazed

Do you have a gf? Asking for a friend, haha ~cafemòchaaa

First of all, love the aesthetic gif & your blog, I'm a huge coffee/cafe enthusiast so I just followed you. ☕ 😍

Secondly, yes I do, she actually has a tumblr, she's @proseformylove (if you wanna follow 😉).

He's not sorry

Dear, tumblrs. If you have asked a question or commented on something of mine and I haven't responded, I am terribly sorry. My asks are backed up and I get at least 20-45 notifications at a time, some of which I hadn't noticed until this morning while eating my breakfast. It's a really fast pace to maintain between answering questions and running the factory.

Heh....so sorry.

Summer lovers: Stop posting about Fall, it's not Fall yet.

Me:

Is this your girlfriend?

COCOA ANNOUNCEMENT!!! YOUR COCOA BEAN HAS A FACE NOW!!!

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Sorry for yelling I'm just so excited

Oh, how delightful! Good morning!