Anger Issues.

Hi! Could you maybe do Craig, Stan, and Clyde asking you to be their Valentine?

[Craig Tucker]

• He knew he wanted you to be his valentine but he didn’t know how to ask

• He also didn’t wanna risk getting rejected and he thought maybe if he was really nonchalant about the whole thing then if you did reject him that it “wasn’t a big deal”

• Your house was in the same direction as his so it was very common for you guys to walk together after school

“Hey uh (Y/n)? It kinda sucks being some of the only kids without a valentine right..?” he rose a hand to scratch the back of his neck nervously

“I don’t really care either way.” You laughed and your words kinda punched him in the gut

• Did you have no interest in him being your valentine???

• He still tried to shoot his shot though

“So like.. I mean- if you don’t have anyone we could just say we’re each other’s valentine’s so we’re not alone.?” He looked at you through the corner of his eye, trying to look at your expression without looking at you

“Sure.”

• The rest of the day you guys mostly hung out like normal because tbh he was a bit scared you didn’t really see him as a date and didn’t wanna push his luck

• Until you suggest buying those pair cringy heart necklaces that stick together

• He never has and never will take it off

• Most of the stuff you guys did was cringy couple shit as a “joke”

• Like sharing pasta together and almost kissing

• he had to fake going to the bathroom to calm himself down 💀

• After he didn’t ask for another date or anything special because he was still unsure if you really did like him but he did feel a lot closer and more comfortable around you

[Stan Marsh]

• He practiced weeks before Valentines, it’s something he’s been thinking about for a while

• Problem is, he was already having trouble talking to a picture of you

• There’s no way he could’ve asked you in person

• Just asking a picture of you made him throw up

• So he decided to text you so at least you wouldn’t see him freaking out

S: hey (y/n)

Y: what’s up?

S: I was wondering if you’d wanna be my valentine?

• It took him so long to hit the send button and when he did he tossed his phone and ran to the bathroom to puke

• When he came back he saw 2 new messages and he opened his phone bracing for the worst

Y: yeah that’d be great lol

Pick me up at 5:00

• He threw up again

• He really hated weed but this time he thanked it with all his heart, he knew that people took it to calm down and relax and he was so worried about puking on you he thought smoking a bit would help

• obviously his dad was more than fine giving him a blunt

• He wasn’t high to the point of acting like a moron, just enough to keep him calm

• The day was pretty fun, he bought all the sweets you wanted and bought you a cute bunny stuffed animal and then you guys hung out in the park for a bit and watched the stars

• The weed was definitely wearing off but it still gave him a bit of confidence

• He asked you out

• You said yes

• He threw up fr

[Clyde Donovan]

• He was pretty cocky about it on the outside but lowkey freaking out

• He knew you would say yes but would if you said no? He would literally cry

• He came up to you at your locker all confident

“Hey ;)”

“What do you want, Clyde?”

“Do you wanna be my valentine gorgeous?”

“How many other girls have you asked” you questioned suspiciously. You thought maybe he asked some other chicks and got rejected before coming to you

“No! No you’re the first one!”

“So you’re gonna ask some other girls after me?”

“No no no! The first and only one!” He panicked

“I’m just messing with you,” you laughed as he sighed.

“Sure. I’ll see you after school.” You ruffled his hair and headed off to class

• He touched his hair before fist pumping the air and yelling “SCORE!!”

• He definitely bragged to Craig, Jimmy, Tweek, and Tolkien

• And Craig told him numerous times, “Dude we do not give a fuck 😐”

• That didn’t ruin his day though, he planned out a bunch of cliche shit too

• While walking he stuck his arm out for you to hold on to, when you guys were watching a movie he pretended to yawn and wrap his arm around your shoulder, when it started to hey chilly he handed you his jacket

• He was pretty sweet and his confidence was kinda adorable, it wasn’t douchebag confidence

• After walking you home he asked if he could take you out on another date

“Hmm..”

His heart sunk and he was getting ready to cry if you said no but to his surprise,

“Yeah I’m down” you giggled

• He waited until you were in your house and the door was shut before he fist pumped the air and yelled “SCORE!!”

I think I like this one more than the first part lmao

Lover’s Oath | Xiao x Reader

Warnings: Food mention, Xiao proposes to you, Let me know if there are any others!!

Word Count: 1,055 words

Other Notes: Modern AU; Inspired by “Lover’s Oath”; Xiao might be a little OOC; GN! Reader; Very Self-Indulgent; Happy Holidays everyone!

You opened your eyes slowly, taking in the sunlight that streamed through your window. You turned to see your partner, Xiao, still sleeping. He looked so peaceful like that, you thought to yourself. You smiled to yourself, then noticed the snow falling from outside your apartment window.

“Xiao, wake up! It’s snowing outside! Look!” You excitedly (but gently) shook your lover awake.

Xiao groaned. “What is it, love?”

“It’s snowing!” You exclaimed, a grin adorning your face.

Xiao smiled softly at your excitement. “Alright, we’ll go outside after we eat breakfast.” He ruffled your hair.

The two of you got up and had a simple yet fulfilling breakfast, then the two of you got ready to go outside.

Snowflakes danced in the air, hitting the ground softly. You watched in amazement as they fell. Xiao kept his eyes locked on you. You looked so perfect standing there in the winter snow. He was so lucky to have someone as amazing as you in his life.

Soon his thoughts were interrupted by a thud against his back. He turned and saw you, holding a snowball that was aimed for him. You hid the snowball behind your back, smiling innocently.

The green-haired male smirked and picked up a snowball. He threw it, which hit you in the face.

You groaned. “How compact did you make that snowball? Because it hurt. Like, a lot.”

Xiao rushed over to you worriedly. “(Y/n), are you okay?”

You giggled. “Yeah, I’m fine! Don’t be so scared! Besides, it’s snow, so I’ll live. Just don’t kill me.” You joked.

“I- Just make sure to dodge next time, got it?”

“No promises!” You beamed.

Xiao kissed you on the forehead, a faint smile adorning his features. You then gave him a peck on the cheek, your smile still there.

“Do you wanna go get hot chocolate?” You asked. “Because I want hot chocolate.”

Xiao snickered. “You always want hot chocolate.”

“Of course I do! It’s the perfect winter drink! Plus, coffee is nasty. Well, it’s super bitter, even when you add a lot of creamer and sugar to it.”

“I don’t see what you’re talking about. Coffee is great.”

“But I’m better than coffee.” You joked.

Xiao blushed. “Of course you are.”

On the way to the cafe down the street, the two of you talked about random things. Soon, you had gotten there. Xiao opened the door for you.

“Thank you, my dear.” You walked into the cafe, Xiao not far behind you.

“Welcome! What can I get started for you today?”

“One hot chocolate with vanilla and caramel with whipped cream on top please!” You told the barista. “Xiao, what do you want?”

“Um… Just one coffee. Black roast, please.”

“Of course! Anything else?”

“Can I get a bagel and a chocolate cake pop?”

“I thought that you didn’t like ca-”

“It’s for you silly! I know you said you like them, so I thought I’d get you one!”

A light blush dusted Xiao’s cheeks. “Thanks.” He mumbled.

After you paid and got your items, the two of you wandered around town, admiring the scenery.

“It looks pretty outside today,” You remarked.

“It does,” Xiao replied. “But not as beautiful as you.” He grabbed your hand and led you to the center of town, past all the stores and houses.

You wondered where you were going, until you stopped by the large tree they put up in the center of town every December.

“Xiao, why are we here? I thought you didn’t like coming here.”

“(Y/n), we… We’ve been together since middle school, and I’m so glad you’ve been a part of my life since then. I love you, and I always will. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. When I see the future, I see you and me, together. So, will you, (Y/n) (L/n),” Xiao got down on one knee and pulled out a box. He opened the box, an engagement ring inside. “Will you marry me?”

Your eyes widened, tearing up. “Xiao, I… Yes! Of course I’ll marry you!”

Xiao grinned and got up, He put the ring on your finger and gave you a deep, loving kiss. People around you cheered for the two of you. You took off the ring and your glove, then put the ring on, then put your glove on. You then wrapped your arms around him and kissed him.

“I can’t wait to marry you.” You told him.

“I can’t wait either,” Xiao replied, smiling. “Now, let’s head home.”

The two of you walked home, hand in hand. It was now getting dark, and the two of you were getting tired. You walked into the house and stripped of your winter clothes.

“Xiao, do you wanna get a bath?” You asked. “I’m sure it’ll warm the two of us up.”

“Sure,” Xiao responded.

“Okay, I’ll be back!” You left the room.

Xiao plopped himself onto the couch and sighed. He was finally engaged to you. It was one of the happiest days of his life, and one he definitely wouldn’t forget. All he could imagine was you walking down the aisle, looking amazing. His thoughts were soon interrupted by the sound of your footsteps.

“Okay, the water is running! Did you wanna wear any specific clothing, or…?”

The amber-eyed male looked at you. “Anything is fine.” He responded.

“Okay then! If you wanna go to the bathroom, I have the heater on too!”

Xiao nodded.

“Okay, now I’m gonna go get us clothes. Love you!”

“Love you too.”

You walked off and got you and your fiance clothes. You grabbed him a t-shirt and PJ pants, and you took his System of A Down shirt. You went to the bathroom and knocked on the door.

“You can come in.”

You went into the bathroom. “I have returned!”

Xiao was already sitting in the bathtub, waiting for you. He gestured for you to come to join him.

You took off your clothes and got in the tub with him, sighing. He wrapped his arms around you.

After a while, the two of you got out and changed for bed. The two of you had cuddled against each other, keeping each other warm.

“I love you, Xiao.”

“I love you too, (Y/n).”

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Hii :) Could you do some kissing(maybe making out😰) headcanons for Clyde if ur comfortable ofc :) thank u!

YES CLYDE HES SUCH A GOOF I LUV HIM

quite a bit of nsfw i went a bit overboard with that but um,,, i'm putting making out headcanons below the cut

okay okay he's obsessed with kissing you on the cheek. he thinks it's the cutest thing ever! (and also he gets too flustered to kiss you on the lips sometimes)

he's pretty awkward with kissing honestly

he wants to be the dominant one, but with simple pecks, he never knows what to do... he's overly stiff when he leans in, and totally makes that one awkward douchey face with his eyes closed,,,

plz tell me you know what i mean

he misses a lot,,,, always kisses the corner of ur mouth 😭😭

if you ever catch him by suprise and initiate a kiss, he definitely freezes for a moment. the face he makes is literally the cutest thing ever.

his eyes widen, the tip of his ears and nose turn bright pink, he instantly gets a giddy smile, blah blah it's literally so fucking adorable omg

like he full on swoons everytime you kiss him. he'd probably marry you on the spot if you ever kissed him in front of his friends

he's got a bit of a problem with overdoing pda because he's a dork who wants to be the stereotypical strong jock boyfriend type, but he's such a sweetheart that he's usually just hanging off of you and kissing your cheek

for making out? it's a bit different

i feel like he would try to make out in public a lot, but he wouldn't try it again if you told him you didn't want to. if you do??? awesome!!

he'd pull you infront of everyone. the kids he hates, his classmates, his friends even! just to show you off to everyone!!! you're honestly this guy's favorite thing on the world so he has no shame!!!

in private though, it's a bit more intimate

loves making out, but he isn't the best with using tounge so he never tried to french kiss unless you start it first

he's still trying to keep his dominance but he's a too much of a pussy to initiate actual sex so whenever he gets horny, he just gets very grabby. his hands never leave your body.

mostly grabbing at your ass, but hes an honest man who can appreciate a nice rack too

dry humping? dry humping.

he groans into the kiss a lot too

tbh? my mind is blank. all i can think about right now is jerking him off while making out and him moaning into your mouth as he somewhat tries to kiss back

I’m quite fond of them, actually 🏳️‍🌈

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Craig x Tweek x reader x Clyde | South Park poly headcanons

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Warnings/genre: Fluff, polyamorous relationship, romantic, judging/bullying by Cartman

A/N: IVE BEEN MEANING TO MAKE ONE THESE POLY RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS IN SO LONG LIKE HHH

Also gotta thank my friend for suggesting these characters, ily /p

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• PROTECTIVE BOYFRIENDS™️

• When I say protective boyfriends, I LITERALLY MEAN IT

• Especially Craig and Clyde

• They're both so fkn protective over each other like ????

• Clyde would be like "If someone lays a finger on any of you, tell me immediately, I will beat them up with my fits." And then Craig is like "Agreed, same."

• You and Tweek is just like uhhh 😀

• No but seriously

• They care so much about you, and is always worried if something might happen

• You gotta reassure them by giving them kisses and stuff 🙄 /hj

• I feel like Tweek would always bring coffee to all of you, just as a way of affection

• His parents would also be like "Oh! And bring these snacks with you as well, I bet they'll like them!"

• Clyde is always so flirty and goofy with you all the time

• Sometimes you both would have flirting competitions

• Though, Clyde tends to win most of the times-

• He'd get so flustered if you won though like !!!

• He'd be red as a tomato, no joke

• Sometimes Craig joins for fun, and he would of course win which would make both of you a flustered mess

• Also you guys sometimes flirts with Tweek a lot to make him embarrassed hehe

• I feel like all of you would develop a habit of flipping people off because of Craig

• You think it's funny even though you might end up in trouble

• Cartman would def be judging and bullying you guys like saying

"Is it considered cheating?" "You guys are so weird what the fuck" "You're not allowed to be in a relationship with three people!"

• But you guys just ignore him, or else Craig and Clyde would try to kick some sense into him

• Either way though, the relationship would be so cute!

• I feel like Clyde would be A MASTER at comforting

• If any of you ever felt sad, he's there for you

• Would try to crack some jokes to make you feel better

• Craig is also a good comforter

• He's always there if you need anything

• Would Literally drop everything just to help you out

• Tweek in the other hand would feel a bit anxious and nervous, but would still try to comfort you somehow!

• He'd learn you some methods of calming down, at least what would help him whenever he had a breakdown

• Craig and Clyde would try to talk you through it all while Tweek would sit beside you and give you lots of affection

• THEY ALL LOVE SHOWERING YOU IN AFFECTION!

• Would attack you with kisses, hugs, compliments, cuddles etc. whenever they can

• Loves just hanging out together at one of their homes and just chilling and gossiping about anything while perhaps cuddling

• I'd like to think that you and Tweek are in the middle, while Craig is on Tweeks side and Clyde is on yours

• It always changes though, like Clyde and Tweek in the middle instead because I feel like Tweek prefers being the small spoon

• Definitely would also have a bunch of sleepovers

• I get the feeling that Clyde would make everything so much funnier and stuff

• Like he's always full of ideas and stuff, it never gets boring without him

• Idk why but I hc that Craig is really good at baking and cooking and gives me malewife vibes

• So he would make the snacks and food during sleepovers, and would also ask some of you if you wanted to help

• Also Tweek is good at making drinks

• I mean, his parents does own a coffee shop

• Would come up with new drinks all the time from his parents shop, and would really like you guys to try it!

• He gets so happy when y'all compliment and praises him. It calms down his nerves

• He's always in a better mood the moment he sees you guys

• *Cough* Also you all probably made a long ass Spotify playlist together *COUGH*

• They're just the best dudes out there and is so fun to be with Istg

• It lowkey makes me jealous of how perfect this couple is 😭

🌼 you are cute all of the time

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Relief

If Tweek got pass his 20’s so can I-

I’ve got a couple of ideas after watching the special so hopefully I’ll make something out of them.

Stan the knight who? Mid.

Craig the thief. Our beloved. Get out if you dislike him ughh 🙄 /nsrs

kennys goodbye made entirely in construction paper! :D