Billy Kaplan Still Shops At Hot Topic Pass It On

tommy shepherd is not a sociopath and billy kaplan is not just an angsty unstable magic user and teddy altman is more than an extension of billy and noh-varr is a wildly intelligent kree missionary and kate bishop is more than a pretty face and david alleyne is more than love triangle drama and america chavez is more than punching and kicking people

Anytime Eddie talks or does something, Richie stares intently and "Dream Weaver" can be heard in the background

God i love this. I can picture all the other losers trying to get his attention (snapping fingers, shouting his name) but Richie is so focused on Eddie he doesn’t notice.

Richie being under Eddie’s thumb HC’s

I got this idea and I think it’s just so cute that Richie brags so much about his position in their relationship, but in reality he does anything Eddie says, and YEAH, THERE YA GO!

-so I think Richie is this cocky bastard, walking around and talking about how great of a lover he is, how he is the one in control in his and Eddie’s relationship

-all in a good nature, just joking or trying to seem manlier between his friends

-and most of the days Eddie lets him, he just sits next to him and smiles mischievously

-he knows that it’s not the truth, Richie does too, but sure, Eddie is going to let him seem like the one in control if he wants it so bad

-he is not a bad person and this is quite funny, especially when Bev, the one Eddie tells everything about his relationship to, grins knowingly and laughs at some statements  

-but from time to time Eddie feels the need to show everyone who really has the control  

-he isn’t rude about it, or does it out of spite, no, he just sometimes feels fed up with Richie’s cockiness and wants to put him in his place

-he does it in a clever way, so Richie doesn’t always catch on

-”Rich, could you please buy me some fries? I’m starving”

-”Babe, it’s so cold, can you give me your jacket?”

-”Richie I’m tired, let’s go homeee!”

-”Honey, can you don’t drink tonight? I would love that.”

-and Richie’s reaction is always “Sure, babe, whatever you need” or just nodding with the widest smile on his face, leaning down to kiss him

-he does everything Eddie asks him to, he just loves the boy so much that he can’t deny him anything

-they once all went to McDonald’s and were standing in line

-and it was abnormally long and Eddie was so bored  

-all he had to say was “Rich, I’m so tired, can you order for me?”, take his hand into his little ones and look at him with those doe eyes

-”Sure babe, go sit down”

-and it’s just so hilarious ‘cause Eddie doesn’t even have to be next to him

-a short text is enough really

-The Losers actually kept count of how many times Richie ditched their activities because Eddie asked him to come over or was “home alone”

-it was 26 times

-but what’s the funniest is, Richie doesn’t even know he does it

-it’s just so normal for him to look after Eddie and do anything in his power to make him feel good and safe, he just doesn’t notice the boy sometimes takes advantage of it

-but it’s all okay, because even if he does notice it, he doesn’t mention it

-he knows that Eddie lets him brag about their relationship, even though he could ruin his image in a second

-so yeah, Richie is just whipped and completely under Eddie’s thumb

The losers club as things I’ve heard or said before

(ib hella people)

——————

bill:

*slips on ice*

“jESUS CHRIST!…… is a good man”

——————

Richie:

*laying down in his bed*

*whispering* “Richie”

Stan: “I know you did not just whisper your own name to yourself”

——————-

Mike:

*first day at real school*

*gets handed a stack of homework*

“Yeahhhhh this is not something I’m doing”

——————-

Eddie:

*sniffing Clorox wipes*

“Good shit”

___________

Stan:

*in cooking class*

*starts eating ingredients*

*everyone starts yelling at him*

Stan: *with his mouth full* “What?!”

——————

Ben:

Richie: makes any joke

Ben: stop immediately or I will definitely ruin you

————

Beverly:

Bev: *smiling while holding bill’s school ID in her hand* “biiiillll come here I’ve got something for you”

Richie: you sound like a prostitute

Bev: *doesnt stop smiling* *doesn’t even look back at Richie* *slaps Richie*

Why has nobody written that ST/IT crossover where troy and his friend are the first to find richie and they're like "hey frogface" and richie's like "who the fuck are you calling frogface?" and then troy's like "wow, now you have glasses? maybe it was all of that book squinting you do." and then it just becomes an insult fest and richie roasts the fuck out of troy and his friend (i forgot his name wow im terrible person) and then mike arrives and everyone is confused

i love this and you. here, take my brain’s first word dump on this:

Richie didn’t think he looked that much like Mike. He could see it, but not really. Other kids at school though, were easily fooled apparently. Especially those with only two brain cells to feebly rub together.

“Well well well.” Troy scoffed. He walked towards Richie like a cowboy with a full diaper– what a fucking dumbass. “Isn’t it Frogface.”

Richie was trying to peacefully smoke the cigarette he bummed from Billy’s dresser without his knowledge. But now, Troy was instigating Richie, which meant he had to fucking eat literal ash and be burned by his own words.

“Who the fuck you calling ‘Frogface’?” Richie asked, ashing his cigarette.

“Oh wow, James. Check out the binoculars Froggie’s got!” Troy pointed at Richie’s glasses with new found enjoyment. “Need ‘em from squinting at all those fucking comic books, nerd?”

“No. I need them so I can see who the fuck you think you are talking to. Because I know it’s not me.” Richie placed the cigarette back between his lips and inhaled deeply. This was why he smoked; it forced him to breathe.

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