The 8 Part Young Avengers Series No One Asked For But I Did Anyways

Some AUS I want to see

“We’re supposed to be doing a school project so you came over to my house but before we could do anything, you saw my dog and now you won’t let them go please we need to get this done.”

“My dumb ass of a room mate just set the microwave on fire and you’re one of the firemen who showed up and now I’m need an ambulance cause damn ur hot.”

“My dick of an ex was trying to knock down my door but you stopped them thank you so much. Let me make you thank you brownies.”

“I was chilling in my room when you knocked on my window asking me if I could come kill a spider for you. I LIVE ON THE FIFTH FLOOR HOW WAS THE WINDOW A GOOD IDEA TO YOU.”

not-so-friendly reminder to unfollow me if:

u think autism is a disease or illness

u think autism needs to be “cured”

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u don’t believe in getting children vaccinated because vaccines “cause autism”

@toastkat28 requested Billy and Teddy, so in the Halloween spirit here’s their obvious couples costume- Bill and Ted!!

The wise words of Night Vale twitter truly hit us whenever we see them

Tyrus Valentine’s Days

Cyrus buys one of those ‘get a rose delivered during homeroom’ roses for TJ on a whim and spends the next few days worrying his boyfriend will think it’s cheesy. Come v-day and it turns out TJ bought Cyrus, like, 30 roses to be delivered to him.

Muffins with ‘Be Mine’ and ‘<3’ and ‘I WUV U’ piped on them in icing.

TJ finds out that Saint Valentine was famous for chasing the snakes from Ireland, and keep trying to find a way to use snakes for a romantic gesture that all end in disaster.

TJ gives Cyrus a tiny stuffed dog with ‘Underdog’ on the collar and Cyrus keeps it with him always!

Cyrus tries to decorate the Swingset with streamers and paper hearts only to be informed that doing that on public property is technically vandalism and he freaks out.

TJ asks Jonah to play a romantic song on his guitar while he surprises Cyrus with a gift, and Jonah completely misunderstands, thinking TJ is flirting with him. Jonah is flattered but could never do that to Cy.

Stupid, cheap plastic heart necklaces!!

Cyrus asks Buffy what he should get TJ, because athletes! and as much as Buffy doesn’t want to give TJ something nice, she wants to prove she’s a better gift-giver than TJ even more, so she gets really into it.

Cyrus dressing up like a midieval minstral to give TJ a flower, and then realizing he forgot his change of clothes and is stuck in puffy pants for the rest of the day.

Just… a sickening amount of pet names.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

I’m just gonna put this here.

bill denbrough, probably: these are my boys. trash boy, noodle boy, farm boy, wheezy boy, squishy boy, boat boy,,

bill, gesturing vaguely to beverly: tiddy boy