The Wise Words Of Night Vale Twitter Truly Hit Us Whenever We See Them

vld behind the scenes 3 lotura Kiss scene

Coffee Shop AUs I need as someone who works in a coffee shop

AUs where both of them are baristas:

AU where business is really slow so Person A and Person B start doodling on the hot sleeves for the cups and compete to see whose doodles the customers like better and then A starts doodling on B like hearts or some cute shit

The new manager (Person C) is an Asshole and is making them scrub the floor with bleach (been there, done that, it sucks) and they bond over complaining about C

Dealing !!! with annoying customers!!!! And standing up for each other/bonding over the assholes! Example annoying customers from my experience as a barista:

That customer who orders a cappuccino not knowing what it is and then getting upset when its not a latte (u baristas out there feel me)

when you run out of somehthing (like cold brew or the sodas in the cooler)  and they ask you to look in the back and then throw a fit bc they don’t get what they want (this happened to me once, a grown ass man threw a tantrum bc we didn’t have milk for his goddam cookies tf)

when you make them wait for more than two seconds to take their order/ make their drink and they get pissy

when its slow and the customer watches you make the drink and start making comments like bitch let me do mmy job

Person A and B don’t normally work the same shift but A is covering for C and goddam, B is fucking cute

when there’s a rush and the cafe is understaffed so its just A and B and they have to work together to make like seventeen drinks and personal space stops existing bc you gotta get those drinks made ASAP ( I can’t count the amount of times my coworkers and i have been all up in each other;s space trying to work around each other to make drinks). Bonus points if A is already pining for B and is getting flustered about close quarters. Extra bonus points if B notices and starts being a llittle shit about it and gets even more in A’s space ;)))

bonding over making fun of ridiculously specific drink orders (not until the customer is gone tho don’t be rude)

A is new and B teaches them how to make drinks and shows them the ropes and maybe starts flirting bc the newbie is a hottie ;)

when the rest of their coworkers + manager ship it

When regular customer (Person C) comes in and makes chit chat and assumes A and B are dating and one (or both) get flustered

CLOSING TOGETHER AND BEING ABANDONED BY THEIR COWORKERS TO CLEAN THE FUCKKNG DISHES AND IT TAKES FOREVER AND THEY BOND OVER THE FACT THAT THEIR COWORKERS ARE ASSHOLES WHO LEFT THEM ALL THE CLEANING TO DO

I need more coffee shops AUswhere theyre both baristas @ fanfic writers pls

Y'all keep making adult Stan’s social media like he would have nice quotes and artistic photos but surprise his bio would be “husband. Father. Account. In that order.” And he would have posted one (1) photo of coffee from a morning in 2012 and that’s IT

My kids are ready for Halloween

(all of my art is posted on my Instagram: ItsNearlyThere )

and then as i continue to say ‘fuck u v-slur’ i cope with cuties

allura has two hands and A LOT OF LOVE

2nd img is based off of smth but i cant find it. oh well 

lovecore songs

closer - limbo

cocoa butter - liana flores

i want to write you letters - sophie meiers

tired - limbo

uwu - chevy

sincerely, yours - sophie meiers

she - dodie

puppy love - paul anka

luv note - chloe moriondo

can’t get over you - joji

spooky ghosts - snckpck

strawberry kisses - olivia herdt

sweet boi - chevy

cotton candy skies - esthie

i’ve got a huge crush on you - snckpck

don’t be scared - sophie meiers

odd - kio arscott

strawberry - paul baribeau

share your address - ben platt

pulled - the addams family

1-800-dateme - mxmtoon

↖This blog will be screamer free on April Fool’s Day.

God please don’t use screamers or flashers. That’s how you hurt people. People with seizure disorders, PTSD, severe anxiety or phobias can be really hurt from these.

It’s childish, anyways.

T + C polaroid