Bill Denbrough, Probably: These Are My Boys. Trash Boy, Noodle Boy, Farm Boy, Wheezy Boy, Squishy Boy,

the losers club @ the party about mike wheeler vs. richie tozier

Honestly? 1990s high school reddie? Same

“I heard your heart beating, you were in the darkness too.

So I stayed in the darkness with you.”

Richie: … I did something bad…

Stan: Does it effect me?

Richie: …no

Stan: Then I don’t care

I MISS TOMMY HE WAS SO GREAT HE NEVER WANTED TO BE A SUPERHERO NOBODY EVER ASKED HIM BUT IT WAS THE BEST CHANCE HE HAD IN LIFE, HE DIDNT THINK HE COULD DO ANY GOOD WITHOUT HIS POWERS, THAT HE HAD NO PURPOSE IN LIFE, HELL, NOT EVEN HIS OWN FAMILY SEEMS TO PARTICULARLY CARE ABOUT HIM. EXCEPT THEN HE GETS THE CHANCE FOR A FAMILY AGAIN, FOR FRIENDS AND PEOPLE THAT GENUINELY CARE ABOUT HIM BUT ITS OVERWHELMING AND HE JUST RUNS, RUNS BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT HE DOES BEST AND HE’D HAVE FUCKED UP THE SUPERHERO THING SOONER OR LATER ANYWAY, HE’S NOT GOOD, AND THE OTHERS ONLY PRETENDED TO LIKE HIM ANYWAY AND ARE GONNA BE GLAD TO BE RID OF HIM, RIGHT? I MISS TOMMY SHEPHERD

It’s a miracle these nerds get anything done, honestly. Almost as much of a miracle as tumblr actually letting me post this, since the desktop site is just refusing to upload any image! Fun!

Also featuring my favourite thing from volume 1: Eli trying to look serious while essentially getting a piggyback from Teddy when they have to fly. It’s extremely good! Man, I miss Eli.

The losers club as things I’ve heard or said before

(ib hella people)

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bill:

*slips on ice*

“jESUS CHRIST!…… is a good man”

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Richie:

*laying down in his bed*

*whispering* “Richie”

Stan: “I know you did not just whisper your own name to yourself”

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Mike:

*first day at real school*

*gets handed a stack of homework*

“Yeahhhhh this is not something I’m doing”

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Eddie:

*sniffing Clorox wipes*

“Good shit”

___________

Stan:

*in cooking class*

*starts eating ingredients*

*everyone starts yelling at him*

Stan: *with his mouth full* “What?!”

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Ben:

Richie: makes any joke

Ben: stop immediately or I will definitely ruin you

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Beverly:

Bev: *smiling while holding bill’s school ID in her hand* “biiiillll come here I’ve got something for you”

Richie: you sound like a prostitute

Bev: *doesnt stop smiling* *doesn’t even look back at Richie* *slaps Richie*

Richie and Mike as Twins Christmas Edition

-The Wheeler boys obviously both have the best fashion sense of all time and they rock their Christmas sweaters all through out the month of December.

-Richie stopped believing in Santa when he was about 8 but Mike believed until he was almost 11 and if anyone told his “little” brother that Santa wasn’t real Richie would do things like flatten there bike tires or accidentally trip them in the hall. Since he was to little to beat them up he would have to settle for these things.

-Richie and Mike both LOVE candy canes and Richie will suck on the tip until its pointy and then he tries to fight Mike with it pretending that its a sword. “En Garde!” “Richie stop before you stab me in the stomach!” “Pick your sword up Wheeler, and fight me like a man!” and then he’ll chase Mike around the house with his “sword” until Ted yells at them and says “No running in the house!”

-The boys think they’re so slick and they dress up as each other and go to El and Eddie and try to see what they are getting them for Christmas but of course El and Eddie can always tell when Mike dresses up as Richie and when Richie dresses up as Mike because they know their boyfriends better then anyone else

-Nancy came home one day with stockings that said ‘Mistake # 1, Mistake # 2, and Favorite’ The boys were highly offended and demanded that they be taken off the fireplace. They stayed on the fireplace until February.

-Richie and Mike will go out in the snow and build snow men and make snow angles with Holly.

-The Boys watch Its a Wonderful Life with Eddie and El and Richie walks around saying “Eddie Kaspbrak I’ll love ya till the day I die” for like two weeks after, (I hope people get this one)

-Mike hates Eggnog with a passion so sometimes Richie will be ‘Nice’ and get mike some cookies and ‘Milk’ but really its a glass of eggnog and Mike will take a big drink and spit it back in the cup “Damn it Richie!” and Richie laugh like its the funniest thing in the whole world

-Richie calls Holly “his little Holly Jolly” all throughout the month of December

-When they were younger Richie would wake Mike up in the middle of the night and convince Mike to go open their presents early.

-The boys pretend that they don’t care about getting the other a present but really they both spend lots of time and money trying get the other the perfect present because they secretly really love each other.

-Mileven and Reddie under the mistletoe. That is all.

-The boys and Nancy use to sneak all around the house together trying to find the presents that there parents bought them. When Nancy got to old for this the boys started bringing Holly along.

-Richie goes to El and picks her brain about what he should get Eddie for Christmas, because they are such good friends. Not that he doesn’t pick her brain about Eddie 365 days of the year.

-The boys both go bankrupt while buying presents for all their friends and they brainstorm for hours trying to figure out what to get them “Hey Rich, do you think Eddie would want a new fanny pack?” “No he already has like five.”

-Once they get all the presents bought for their friends they will compare them and see who’s are better. “Okay first of all Ben is going to like the poetry notebook I got him way more then the stupid New Kids On the Block CD you bought” “No way! And Dustin’s gonna love the Comic book I got him, getting him a new hat was a stupid idea. He wears the same one everyday!”

-The Snowball. Like just imagine the losers and the party all at the Snowball together. Enough said.

Thank you to my best friend @are-you-reddie-for-it for helping with this and for coming up with the best ones on this list!

after seeing this for the 10th time i just realized that this child reminds me of our dear eddie kaspbrak

Coffee Shop AUs I need as someone who works in a coffee shop

AUs where both of them are baristas:

AU where business is really slow so Person A and Person B start doodling on the hot sleeves for the cups and compete to see whose doodles the customers like better and then A starts doodling on B like hearts or some cute shit

The new manager (Person C) is an Asshole and is making them scrub the floor with bleach (been there, done that, it sucks) and they bond over complaining about C

Dealing !!! with annoying customers!!!! And standing up for each other/bonding over the assholes! Example annoying customers from my experience as a barista:

That customer who orders a cappuccino not knowing what it is and then getting upset when its not a latte (u baristas out there feel me)

when you run out of somehthing (like cold brew or the sodas in the cooler)  and they ask you to look in the back and then throw a fit bc they don’t get what they want (this happened to me once, a grown ass man threw a tantrum bc we didn’t have milk for his goddam cookies tf)

when you make them wait for more than two seconds to take their order/ make their drink and they get pissy

when its slow and the customer watches you make the drink and start making comments like bitch let me do mmy job

Person A and B don’t normally work the same shift but A is covering for C and goddam, B is fucking cute

when there’s a rush and the cafe is understaffed so its just A and B and they have to work together to make like seventeen drinks and personal space stops existing bc you gotta get those drinks made ASAP ( I can’t count the amount of times my coworkers and i have been all up in each other;s space trying to work around each other to make drinks). Bonus points if A is already pining for B and is getting flustered about close quarters. Extra bonus points if B notices and starts being a llittle shit about it and gets even more in A’s space ;)))

bonding over making fun of ridiculously specific drink orders (not until the customer is gone tho don’t be rude)

A is new and B teaches them how to make drinks and shows them the ropes and maybe starts flirting bc the newbie is a hottie ;)

when the rest of their coworkers + manager ship it

When regular customer (Person C) comes in and makes chit chat and assumes A and B are dating and one (or both) get flustered

CLOSING TOGETHER AND BEING ABANDONED BY THEIR COWORKERS TO CLEAN THE FUCKKNG DISHES AND IT TAKES FOREVER AND THEY BOND OVER THE FACT THAT THEIR COWORKERS ARE ASSHOLES WHO LEFT THEM ALL THE CLEANING TO DO

I need more coffee shops AUswhere theyre both baristas @ fanfic writers pls