Things I Haven’t Been Able To Stop Thinking About All Week: Billy And Tommy Are Technically Half Siblings

also can we talk about how tj is so obvious about his being whipped for cyrus that they notice that he likes him before they notice cyrus likes tj? like they wouldn’t know tj was gay and he’s not around nearly as much as cyrus is but based on their few interactions with him they can pick that up.

Princess Kaspbrak

“You ready princess?” he asked leaning in close.

new kid AU, coming soon

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The profiles of other teen heroes & teams according to Steve Rogers.

Those Profiles Listed here are Amadeus Cho, Skaar, Goliath (Tom Foster), Frog-Man (Eugene Patilio), Young Avengers, Runaways, Young Allies, Loners and Nick Fury’s Secret Warriors.

- The Heroic Age: Super Heroes handbook

How to get a soulmate (according to ya books)

-Kidnap. them. from. their. wedding.

(Extra point if you use a tranquilizer dart)

-Steal from him. Guys love that.

-Slap him for the ten percent. 100% effective.

-HIT HIM WITH AN EXY STICK.

-Randomly appear to heal him after the dumbass was attacked by a demon. Will give incredible results.

-Be his mortal enemy for eight years and then accept to go on a quest with him to advenge your mother. (Even better if you make out with him in a burning forest).

-Hack into his game whilst millions of people are watching. Flawless.

-Be Javert 2.0 and HUNT THAT FUCKER DOWN but then obviously make out with him when you’re drunk.

-TELL HER HOW WORTHLESS AND DISGUSTING SHE IS EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. OF YOUR LIFE.

-Scare the FUCK out of him and tell him you can be useful for his gang. Will 100% be interested in you from now on.

-Try to survive in the frozen tundra with her. Bicker for all the goddamned journey.

-Just sneak into his van while this two guys you barely know are chasing you down.

-Stumble in her arms while you’re running from your dad’s castle with an object that can retrieve her magic. Will take a little time if your brother is concerned but in the end you’ll get there.

-SHOOT HIS FINGERS OFF.

-Scream that he is shallow and the next day proceed to kick him where the sun doesn’t shine.

- Try to kiss him. You know, a classic. But then accidentaly kiss someone who was disguised as them and when they get angry proceed to actually kiss the right person.(the amount of ships that match with this one is incredible)

-THROW A VASE AT HIM. (And the obviously discuss the temperature of hell with him)

Mephisto: I mean, who would sacrifice everything they’ve worked for just for their dumb sibling?

Tommy: Billy would.

RSOM CHAPTER SAMPLER

Part 1

Miles Singing Sunflower

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the #1 reason Richie would be Flynn Ryder in a Tangled au is the narration at the beginning where he goes “this is a story about the day I died- just kidding, it’s not actually about me at all” and you can’t change my mind