Appreciate My Humor

good news everyone ! i’m still on my bullshit ! don’t we all miss that time where buckycap mentored the young avengers bc you bet your ass i do

2 versions & some details, p.s. dont come into my askbox like “where is so and so” because the answer i’m probably going to give you is “i don’t care”

The losers club as things I’ve heard or said before

(ib hella people)

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bill:

*slips on ice*

“jESUS CHRIST!…… is a good man”

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Richie:

*laying down in his bed*

*whispering* “Richie”

Stan: “I know you did not just whisper your own name to yourself”

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Mike:

*first day at real school*

*gets handed a stack of homework*

“Yeahhhhh this is not something I’m doing”

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Eddie:

*sniffing Clorox wipes*

“Good shit”

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Stan:

*in cooking class*

*starts eating ingredients*

*everyone starts yelling at him*

Stan: *with his mouth full* “What?!”

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Ben:

Richie: makes any joke

Ben: stop immediately or I will definitely ruin you

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Beverly:

Bev: *smiling while holding bill’s school ID in her hand* “biiiillll come here I’ve got something for you”

Richie: you sound like a prostitute

Bev: *doesnt stop smiling* *doesn’t even look back at Richie* *slaps Richie*

Cyrus: Hey gu-

Buffy: Hey UNDERDOG! I got you a chocolate chocolate chip muffin! Again! Even though you didn’t ask for one! I just love showing you how much I truly care about you at every opportunity!

Andi: Hey UNDERDOG! You look cold! Here, take one of my many basketball hoodies and feel free to keep it and wear it as much as possible so I can constantly freak out about how cute you look in it!

Jonah: Hey UNDERDOG, come over here so I can remind you of how cute and funny and amazing you are for the thousandth time, then repeat all my gushing to anyone and everyone with ears!

Marty: Hey UNDERDO-

TJ: OKAY OKAY, I GET IT!

2nd img is based off of smth but i cant find it. oh well 

imagine this: trashmouth tozier could be shut up by someone playing with his hair gently and he would talk but in a softer voice and he’d get this sedated smile on his face 

like he would place his head on mike’s lap who would silently thread a hand into the wild mess, twirling curls around a pointer finger. the rest of the losers would be bewildered at a sober, quiet richie with half closed eyes and a content smile twitching at the corners of his lips.

so, everyone started doing it.

beverly would attempt to braid the curls whenever they would get high and poor rich would be absently there, the weed making him calmer and the playing of his hair releasing all tension in his body.  he would talk in a soft voice, softer than bev would ever imagine was possible, and answer her questions without abrasions of offensive jokes.

ben would use it whenever richie would talk too much and a little too much. (just enough for ben to know something was wrong)  “c’mere,” ben would whisper and he’d pull richie close to him before beginning to untangle all the curls with his fingers. richie would continue to fidget until his body slowly relaxed and he would curl up to ben’s side and just cuddle the boy until he was calmer and then, he would ask richie what was wrong. 

it took bill awhile to finally do it but he used it when richie caught him in a middle of a breakdown. richie had stormed into bill’s bedroom and caught him holding georgie’s yellow jacket, sobbing violently into it. the boy wrapped his arms around his best friend and started rambling: “i’m sorry big bill i’m sorry georgie got hurt and i’m sorry we couldn’t help him, i’m so-” and bill would look up to see richie tearing up as well and he’d stare at the other boy, unable to say anything so he’d pull richie closer and richie would rub bill’s back and bill would run his hands through richie’s hair. now whenever they notice the other person upset, they’ll do what they know to calm them down.

although, constantly to popular belief, stan was a very affectionate man in private. if he knew the person was clean (and he often got richie to shower at his house how could the boy live in such filth), he’d be wrapped around them like a vine. he’d put on movies and pull richie up into his chest and they’d silently watch the movie, richie’s ear resting against his chest and stan’s hands in his hair. it was the softer part of their relationship, the rarity of silence and contentment. no jokes, no threats, nothing. just the love between them. 

and eddie would use it to his advantage, the sly brat. whenever richie would talk or make a mum joke, he’d reach up and tug on the boy’s hair and hiss “beep beep, rich.” if he pulled a little too hard, richie would flush a deep red but the memo was caught. to be honest, eddie loved a silent richie in the middle of the night, especially if he snuck through eddie’s window and eddie knew his mother was still awake. they’d lay in the dead of the night, eddie murmuring softly into the cloth of richie’s t-shirt and richie humming softly as he turn his head into eddie’s hand

they love their trashmouth but sometimes, seeing him quiet and content (and not feeling like he’s talking to just fill silence) is blissful.

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

this started out as a redraw of these but then i got lazy so now it’s just gay nonsense, much like the young avengers

i got so much CONTENT for ya

startin off with some concept sketches!

the #1 reason Richie would be Flynn Ryder in a Tangled au is the narration at the beginning where he goes “this is a story about the day I died- just kidding, it’s not actually about me at all” and you can’t change my mind

“Congrats on getting something right for once, dad!”

That preview of Secret Wars: Secret Love is 100% approved by Erik’s kids and me. (oh um i kinda used their designs from here bc i like mini magnus family stuff)

extra: because i just had to draw the grandkids too??? and omg thinkfast is canon?!