Good News Everyone ! I’m Still On My Bullshit ! Don’t We All Miss That Time Where Buckycap Mentored

TJ: Cyrus! Come here! I have something to tell you!

Cyrus: What is it?

TJ, standing under a tree: I’m PINE-ing for you.

Cyrus:

TJ: Get it??

Cyrus: You’re standing under a maple tree …

TJ: Shit, really??

TJ: Well, uh …

TJ: MAY-ple I … take you out … sometime?

Cyrus:

TJ: Sorry, that was really bad-

Cyrus, smiling from where he stood underneath an oak tree: Yeah, that’ll be OAK-ay.

TJ: Okay, now that was bad.

Tony Stark + first (on-screen) words with each avenger

TJ: Got my game face on.

TJ: My head’s in the game.

TJ: Absolutely nothing or no one can break my fo-

Cyrus, sitting in the bleachers: That’s my boyfriend! Knock them dead TJ!

TJ:

Random teammate: Coach, he’s doing it again.

Coach: Who’s doing what again?

Random teammate: TJ’s still standing in the doorway even though the game’s almost starting looking all dazed and smiley and it doesn’t look like he’s gonna move any time soon.

Coach: Oh for the love of-

Coach, throwing his hands in the air: Can somebody get out the bucket of ice-cold water again??

Remember, the best pranks confuse the heck out of people, but are never cruel or demeaning.

T + C polaroid

OKAY so I know this is content nobody was asking for, but literal demon @bayyyleaf basically ruined my life when she realized that the creator of Young Avengers worked on Grey’s Anatomy and literally named a god damn character after Teddy “Hulkling” Altman. how this hasn’t been a reoccurring joke in any comics is downright criminal and unjust, and anyway, I’m in hell.

Richie bought this for Stan and he wears its every fucking day

“Oh. From the way you stood up like that, I thought it was going to go a different way.”

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YA meets Parks and Rec no. 04

I MISS TOMMY HE WAS SO GREAT HE NEVER WANTED TO BE A SUPERHERO NOBODY EVER ASKED HIM BUT IT WAS THE BEST CHANCE HE HAD IN LIFE, HE DIDNT THINK HE COULD DO ANY GOOD WITHOUT HIS POWERS, THAT HE HAD NO PURPOSE IN LIFE, HELL, NOT EVEN HIS OWN FAMILY SEEMS TO PARTICULARLY CARE ABOUT HIM. EXCEPT THEN HE GETS THE CHANCE FOR A FAMILY AGAIN, FOR FRIENDS AND PEOPLE THAT GENUINELY CARE ABOUT HIM BUT ITS OVERWHELMING AND HE JUST RUNS, RUNS BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT HE DOES BEST AND HE’D HAVE FUCKED UP THE SUPERHERO THING SOONER OR LATER ANYWAY, HE’S NOT GOOD, AND THE OTHERS ONLY PRETENDED TO LIKE HIM ANYWAY AND ARE GONNA BE GLAD TO BE RID OF HIM, RIGHT? I MISS TOMMY SHEPHERD

nobody:

strikeforce:

crickets:

billy: do you know ive a boyfriend. he's a shapeshifter. of course you wouldn't know because he's my fiance now. we are engaged. he is a superhero. he loves me I love him. we will get married. we will have kids. did i tell you how much i love him. we are 👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨