TJ: You Know, Buffy Can Be Really Aggressive So It’s Important To Take All The Necessary Precautions

Bill:*takes “Taken by 💞🗝Beverly🗝💞” out of bio*

Stan:

Coffee Shop AUs I need as someone who works in a coffee shop

AUs where both of them are baristas:

AU where business is really slow so Person A and Person B start doodling on the hot sleeves for the cups and compete to see whose doodles the customers like better and then A starts doodling on B like hearts or some cute shit

The new manager (Person C) is an Asshole and is making them scrub the floor with bleach (been there, done that, it sucks) and they bond over complaining about C

Dealing !!! with annoying customers!!!! And standing up for each other/bonding over the assholes! Example annoying customers from my experience as a barista:

That customer who orders a cappuccino not knowing what it is and then getting upset when its not a latte (u baristas out there feel me)

when you run out of somehthing (like cold brew or the sodas in the cooler)  and they ask you to look in the back and then throw a fit bc they don’t get what they want (this happened to me once, a grown ass man threw a tantrum bc we didn’t have milk for his goddam cookies tf)

when you make them wait for more than two seconds to take their order/ make their drink and they get pissy

when its slow and the customer watches you make the drink and start making comments like bitch let me do mmy job

Person A and B don’t normally work the same shift but A is covering for C and goddam, B is fucking cute

when there’s a rush and the cafe is understaffed so its just A and B and they have to work together to make like seventeen drinks and personal space stops existing bc you gotta get those drinks made ASAP ( I can’t count the amount of times my coworkers and i have been all up in each other;s space trying to work around each other to make drinks). Bonus points if A is already pining for B and is getting flustered about close quarters. Extra bonus points if B notices and starts being a llittle shit about it and gets even more in A’s space ;)))

bonding over making fun of ridiculously specific drink orders (not until the customer is gone tho don’t be rude)

A is new and B teaches them how to make drinks and shows them the ropes and maybe starts flirting bc the newbie is a hottie ;)

when the rest of their coworkers + manager ship it

When regular customer (Person C) comes in and makes chit chat and assumes A and B are dating and one (or both) get flustered

CLOSING TOGETHER AND BEING ABANDONED BY THEIR COWORKERS TO CLEAN THE FUCKKNG DISHES AND IT TAKES FOREVER AND THEY BOND OVER THE FACT THAT THEIR COWORKERS ARE ASSHOLES WHO LEFT THEM ALL THE CLEANING TO DO

I need more coffee shops AUswhere theyre both baristas @ fanfic writers pls

they’re in love, your honor

“Oh. From the way you stood up like that, I thought it was going to go a different way.”

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YA meets Parks and Rec no. 04

TJ doesn’t know who Marty is

[aes] island eyes

AU: Richie Tozier likes fine art and Eddie Kaspbrak thinks the glasses-wearing boy is the art.

Richie: … I did something bad…

Stan: Does it effect me?

Richie: …no

Stan: Then I don’t care

that annoying couple whose snapchat stories look like this (they made buffy take the last one)

rb if you would die for luke mullen