TJ Doesn’t Know Who Marty Is

Continuation of the fake covers for the gen comedy AU

Anonymous said: The loser’s club only finding out richie has a secret twin when they accidentally run into the secret twin in like a grocery store or something and they think its richie but?? Suprise bitch. You were wrong. (sent to my st blog but I thought it more appropriate to post here)

Bill had twenty bucks in his pocket and a grocery list in the other. He was supposed to buy things for an upcoming dinner party his mother was throwing. One that none of his friends would be allowed to attend. Instead, Bill decided to have a small party of his own in the supermarket, inviting all his friends to roam the aisles and collect the strangely named cheeses and pastas his mother was requesting.

They were wandering around the produce section, Stan explaining the finer differences between parsley and cilantro while Mike helped Bill pick out the most ripe bell peppers. It was a team effort, most of them not having the cooking experience to know what made for a right choice. Bill was lucky to have the help; he didn’t want to face an aggravated mother or have to take another trip that night.

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imagine this: trashmouth tozier could be shut up by someone playing with his hair gently and he would talk but in a softer voice and he’d get this sedated smile on his face 

like he would place his head on mike’s lap who would silently thread a hand into the wild mess, twirling curls around a pointer finger. the rest of the losers would be bewildered at a sober, quiet richie with half closed eyes and a content smile twitching at the corners of his lips.

so, everyone started doing it.

beverly would attempt to braid the curls whenever they would get high and poor rich would be absently there, the weed making him calmer and the playing of his hair releasing all tension in his body.  he would talk in a soft voice, softer than bev would ever imagine was possible, and answer her questions without abrasions of offensive jokes.

ben would use it whenever richie would talk too much and a little too much. (just enough for ben to know something was wrong)  “c’mere,” ben would whisper and he’d pull richie close to him before beginning to untangle all the curls with his fingers. richie would continue to fidget until his body slowly relaxed and he would curl up to ben’s side and just cuddle the boy until he was calmer and then, he would ask richie what was wrong. 

it took bill awhile to finally do it but he used it when richie caught him in a middle of a breakdown. richie had stormed into bill’s bedroom and caught him holding georgie’s yellow jacket, sobbing violently into it. the boy wrapped his arms around his best friend and started rambling: “i’m sorry big bill i’m sorry georgie got hurt and i’m sorry we couldn’t help him, i’m so-” and bill would look up to see richie tearing up as well and he’d stare at the other boy, unable to say anything so he’d pull richie closer and richie would rub bill’s back and bill would run his hands through richie’s hair. now whenever they notice the other person upset, they’ll do what they know to calm them down.

although, constantly to popular belief, stan was a very affectionate man in private. if he knew the person was clean (and he often got richie to shower at his house how could the boy live in such filth), he’d be wrapped around them like a vine. he’d put on movies and pull richie up into his chest and they’d silently watch the movie, richie’s ear resting against his chest and stan’s hands in his hair. it was the softer part of their relationship, the rarity of silence and contentment. no jokes, no threats, nothing. just the love between them. 

and eddie would use it to his advantage, the sly brat. whenever richie would talk or make a mum joke, he’d reach up and tug on the boy’s hair and hiss “beep beep, rich.” if he pulled a little too hard, richie would flush a deep red but the memo was caught. to be honest, eddie loved a silent richie in the middle of the night, especially if he snuck through eddie’s window and eddie knew his mother was still awake. they’d lay in the dead of the night, eddie murmuring softly into the cloth of richie’s t-shirt and richie humming softly as he turn his head into eddie’s hand

they love their trashmouth but sometimes, seeing him quiet and content (and not feeling like he’s talking to just fill silence) is blissful.

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You can look me in the eye and tell me this isn’t the kind of shit the losers do in their free time, but I won’t believe you.

collecting them like Pokémon rn

(credits to deepinfatuation on tumblr n twitter)

Gotta love overprotective good grandpa Rick

do you and richie ever cuddle ?? or hold hands ? (even just platonically !)

Not really. Not at the same time at least. It’s never a mutual cuddling session going on is what I’m trying to say I guess. Sometimes I fall asleep on him during movie nights though. But he’s usually the more cuddly one, but it’s on his terms…which is usually during really inconvenient moments for me.

-Eddie

#he’s doing his best bonus:

Richie, Bill, Beverly and Mike are 100% in a band together (Richie singing and occasionally playing guitar, Bill on lead guitar, Mike on bass and Bev on drums) and their best covers to do are:

• ‘Boys Will be Boys’ by The Ordinary Boys (Richie just jumps around the stage for this one)

• ‘I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor’ by The Arctic Monkeys (Bill gets his signature guitar solo)

• ‘Jenny’ by Walk The Moon (IMAGINE MIKE DOING THAT BASS RIFT IN THE BEGINNING HOLY SHIT)

• ‘I Found Out’ by The Pigeon Detectives (Richie plays the guitar in this and Bev goes NUTS on the drums)

• ‘26’ by Catfish and the Bottlemen (one the crowd always sings along to)

• ‘Are You Gonna Be My Girl’ by Jet (a personal favourite of Rich’s)

• ‘Misery Business’ by Paramore (Richie and Bev swap for this one because you know this girl has a VOICE on her, plus this is the only song on drums Richie knows)

and that’s that on that