I MISS TOMMY HE WAS SO GREAT HE NEVER WANTED TO BE A SUPERHERO NOBODY EVER ASKED HIM BUT IT WAS THE BEST

Richie: I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow you real good.

Eddie: Are you kidding me?

Aka: College aged Halloween antics. 🎃

Cyrus: Hey gu-

Buffy: Hey UNDERDOG! I got you a chocolate chocolate chip muffin! Again! Even though you didn’t ask for one! I just love showing you how much I truly care about you at every opportunity!

Andi: Hey UNDERDOG! You look cold! Here, take one of my many basketball hoodies and feel free to keep it and wear it as much as possible so I can constantly freak out about how cute you look in it!

Jonah: Hey UNDERDOG, come over here so I can remind you of how cute and funny and amazing you are for the thousandth time, then repeat all my gushing to anyone and everyone with ears!

Marty: Hey UNDERDO-

TJ: OKAY OKAY, I GET IT!

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T + C polaroid

I love? That they carry each other?? Like everywhere?????? children. 

Remember when TJ was making my life miserable? My aunt told me that he was just being mean to me because he liked me. I was like, well if true, that’s a really dumb approach. Anywho, I think she was completely wrong because I’ve noticed something… He’s really nice to Cyrus. Know what I mean?

Richie and Mike as Twins Christmas Edition

-The Wheeler boys obviously both have the best fashion sense of all time and they rock their Christmas sweaters all through out the month of December.

-Richie stopped believing in Santa when he was about 8 but Mike believed until he was almost 11 and if anyone told his “little” brother that Santa wasn’t real Richie would do things like flatten there bike tires or accidentally trip them in the hall. Since he was to little to beat them up he would have to settle for these things.

-Richie and Mike both LOVE candy canes and Richie will suck on the tip until its pointy and then he tries to fight Mike with it pretending that its a sword. “En Garde!” “Richie stop before you stab me in the stomach!” “Pick your sword up Wheeler, and fight me like a man!” and then he’ll chase Mike around the house with his “sword” until Ted yells at them and says “No running in the house!”

-The boys think they’re so slick and they dress up as each other and go to El and Eddie and try to see what they are getting them for Christmas but of course El and Eddie can always tell when Mike dresses up as Richie and when Richie dresses up as Mike because they know their boyfriends better then anyone else

-Nancy came home one day with stockings that said ‘Mistake # 1, Mistake # 2, and Favorite’ The boys were highly offended and demanded that they be taken off the fireplace. They stayed on the fireplace until February.

-Richie and Mike will go out in the snow and build snow men and make snow angles with Holly.

-The Boys watch Its a Wonderful Life with Eddie and El and Richie walks around saying “Eddie Kaspbrak I’ll love ya till the day I die” for like two weeks after, (I hope people get this one)

-Mike hates Eggnog with a passion so sometimes Richie will be ‘Nice’ and get mike some cookies and ‘Milk’ but really its a glass of eggnog and Mike will take a big drink and spit it back in the cup “Damn it Richie!” and Richie laugh like its the funniest thing in the whole world

-Richie calls Holly “his little Holly Jolly” all throughout the month of December

-When they were younger Richie would wake Mike up in the middle of the night and convince Mike to go open their presents early.

-The boys pretend that they don’t care about getting the other a present but really they both spend lots of time and money trying get the other the perfect present because they secretly really love each other.

-Mileven and Reddie under the mistletoe. That is all.

-The boys and Nancy use to sneak all around the house together trying to find the presents that there parents bought them. When Nancy got to old for this the boys started bringing Holly along.

-Richie goes to El and picks her brain about what he should get Eddie for Christmas, because they are such good friends. Not that he doesn’t pick her brain about Eddie 365 days of the year.

-The boys both go bankrupt while buying presents for all their friends and they brainstorm for hours trying to figure out what to get them “Hey Rich, do you think Eddie would want a new fanny pack?” “No he already has like five.”

-Once they get all the presents bought for their friends they will compare them and see who’s are better. “Okay first of all Ben is going to like the poetry notebook I got him way more then the stupid New Kids On the Block CD you bought” “No way! And Dustin’s gonna love the Comic book I got him, getting him a new hat was a stupid idea. He wears the same one everyday!”

-The Snowball. Like just imagine the losers and the party all at the Snowball together. Enough said.

Thank you to my best friend @are-you-reddie-for-it for helping with this and for coming up with the best ones on this list!

Ah the losers. My will to live. My lovely children. I appreciate them so much it hurts. Please enjoy my lazy colored poster of them.

(yes there is an explanation to why and how Richie looks like that, don’t come at me yet bro)

Weird hc that Richie can’t kill bugs and he cowers behind Eddie and Eddie usually just takes a shoe and gets the bug in one quick motion (reflex boy) but one time he can’t find one and this bug is particularly big and gross and Richie is screaming and freaking the fuck out (“EDDIE HELP!!!!! AHHHHHH EDDIE IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!) so before he can stop himself, he claps the bug between his bare hands and then there’s a moment of silence where Eddie just stares at his hands before he starts ugly crying bc there are guts all over him and they sob together for the next five minutes bc they are dumb

“People look to tall people in emergencies. We’re the lighthouses of society!”

— Teddy Altman, probably