TJ: Cyrus! Come here! I have something to tell you!
Cyrus: What is it?
TJ, standing under a tree: I’m PINE-ing for you.
Cyrus:
TJ: Get it??
Cyrus: You’re standing under a maple tree …
TJ: Shit, really??
TJ: Well, uh …
TJ: MAY-ple I … take you out … sometime?
Cyrus:
TJ: Sorry, that was really bad-
Cyrus, smiling from where he stood underneath an oak tree: Yeah, that’ll be OAK-ay.
TJ: Okay, now that was bad.
these hcs were basically come up with in a conversation with @itgraphsandcharts so not all will just be my own hcs.
- it may seem like if beverly didn’t jump first, none of them would have, right? not necessarily. i think richie would have eventually pushed eddie resulting in stan pushing richie, leaving stan, bill and ben to walk down instead of jumping off the cliff.
- mike’s favorite midnight snack? those little cheese squares you put on burgers, ya know?
- stan’s midnight snack? he won’t admit it but it’s mac ‘n cheese. shhh don’t tell richie. (@itgraphsandcharts)
- richie’s midnight snacks vary but mostly includes spaghetti. take that whatever way you wish. (@itgraphsandcharts)
- self destructive tendencies? (richie, eddie, stan)
•at richie’s low points he makes seriously hurtful jokes about himself and he ends up believing them in his late-night overthinking
•eddie feels a strong urge to take any pills he sees an ad for because he’s so used to taking basically any pill he sees. he actually ends up buying them occasionally and that ends up in richie flushing them down the toilet and soft movie time afterwards.
•stan rathers to hide some whole other parts of his personality because he’s hidden it this far, what if the others don’t like the change? he actually finds some of richie’s jokes amusing, but.. stan can’t let himself laugh.. he’s too scared to.
- richie’s go-to prank? everytime stan or eddie’s on the phone, richie either 1. moans obnoxiously loudly. 2. says ‘pass the weed’. or 3. “OH MY GOD BILL PUT DOWN THE KNIFE”
- stan can never bring himself to cry during funerals. he cries before and after, but never during. he doesn’t want anyone to see his emotions, he wants to try to stay strong. (@itgraphsandcharts)
- bev always has to kill the spiders. they always end up having to call over bev because stan up and left, mike followed him in a panic, ben shrieked, richie screamed and got on top of the couch, and eddie is screaming while richie holds him up off the floor. bill is sitting on the kitchen counter and calling bev. “bevvvvvv help ussss” he’d talk in a whiny tone and she knows what’s going on at this point
i love that st/it crossover you did!! can we get more?? maybe richie and mike admitting their crushes? idk if you ship byler or mileven but. reddie. please.
“–Okay, well, that’s bullshit. Richie. You definitely like someone!” Mike argued quickly. They were both on Mike’s bottom bunk, cards between them and a game of War paused. And another one about to break out.
“When’s the last time I’ve ever kept my mouth shut about anything I like.” Richie said, snapping the ends of his cards. Mike narrowed his eyes; the logic was too clear for Richie. “Not an excuse. A self-aware observation.”
“No. You are just trying to cover it up.” Mike said. He had noticed how quiet Richie had been about his summer plans; he couldn’t give himself away if he didn’t speak at all. Mike was often an idiot, but not when it came to his brother.
“I notice you haven’t answered the question.” Richie tisked, placing his next card down. King.
“Yeah, Wi- well,” Mike suddenly stuttered, reaching for his card. “Uhhhh,” He flipped over a two. The small spades letting Richie gain confidence he didn’t need.
“The cards have spoken.” Richie chuckled. He took the cards slowly, fingers dragging the cards across the quilt before tucking it in his deck. “Too bad it’s not two queens, huh?”
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You can look me in the eye and tell me this isn’t the kind of shit the losers do in their free time, but I won’t believe you.
Concept: Mike getting the other Losers to help him on the farm and return it to it’s former glory by singing ‘I’ll make a man out of you’ from Mulan and all of them, except Bev obviously, are struggling and being whiny bitches the entire time
Y'all keep making adult Stan’s social media like he would have nice quotes and artistic photos but surprise his bio would be “husband. Father. Account. In that order.” And he would have posted one (1) photo of coffee from a morning in 2012 and that’s IT
some boyfriends will train together. others will pull a yoda and train you.
my last 3 brain cells
Young Avengers meets Parks and Rec: Round 2 🔔 🔔
So as someone who's just gotten into DC recently (I really like the whole batfamily dynamic the most) where do you think is best to start with the comics and where could I get them online you think? I'm in the UK so I cant access that DC website that has the whole comic library sadly it sucks.
I…Um. Oh. Haha. Tough question, first of all, I have no idea how you can access them online. I get them every month (and in France we unfortunately don’t have a third of what is actually published so I also get a lot of things via specific comics book stores). I buy the physical copies, I’m not a fan of digital things. But I’m sure there’s a lot of websites and you can probably find them with a quick google search ! I’m sorry I can’t help you on that front. I’m sure though some people reading that post can help for that !
As to..Starting with the Batfam…it’s kinda up to you to decide which origin story you prefer…I always have a little trouble to give advice on where to start, because there’s many different beginnings haha. But here’s me trying :
1938 to 1986 : the golden age followed by the silver age (”pre-crisis”)1986-2011 : the modern age (”post-crisis” or sometimes “pre-flashpoint”)2011-2016: the new 52 (”post-flashpoint”)2016 (june)-ongoing: Rebirth, which it is an event that revives the modern age heroes (while keeping the few good things about new52…haha makes me actually miss New 52 at times. I remember how I was like “oh this isn’t very good” and then got my hopes up with the beginning of Rebirth only for it to become WORST than New 52 haha…)
1986 : Crisis on infinite earths (my favorite)2011 : Flashpoint (I like it)2016 : Rebirth (also known as “the-one-we-do-not-talk-about”. I hate a lot of things about it, if not everything. BUT the beginning was good, it just went downhill at some point for some reasons…
Each era can be read seperatly. And it’s kinda up to you to decide what you prefer and what you want to forget and pretend it’s not part of canon (Ric who ?).
Batman: Year One - Batman origin story
The man who laughs - Joker origin
The long Halloween - Two-face’s origin
Dark Victory - Long Halloween sequel
Robin: Year One - Dick’s origin (First Robin)
Batgirl: Year One - Batgirl’s origin
Nightwing: Year One - Nightwing’s origin
The killing joke - Oracle’s origin
A Death in the Familly - Jason’s origin (Second Robin)
A lonely place of dying - Tim’s origin (Third Robin)
Batman: Sword of Azrael - Azreal’s origins + Batman/Oracle
Vengeance of Bane - Bane’s origin
Knigthfall (Knigthfall/Knightquest/KightsEnd) - Big Batman/Azrael/Bane arc
Prodigual - Dick Grayson substites for Batman
No man’s land - Big post Apocalyptic arc
Hush - Hush’s origin
Detective Comics #647-649 - Introduction arc of Steph (fourth Robin)
Birth of the Demon (Son of the Demon + Bride of the Demon + Birth of the Demon) - Ra’s Al Ghul and Talia Al Ghul’s origins
Under the hood - Red Hood’s origin
Batman : No man’s land - Cassandra’s first solo series, and also one of my fav. She appears before, but I think it’s good to start there.
Batman & Son - Damian’s origin (fifth Robin).
Batman: R.I.P - Dr Hurt and the Black Glove’s origin
Final Crisis - Death of Batman
Batle for the Cowl - How the Batfamilly deals with the death of Batman
Batman Reborn - Dick Grayson is Batman partroling with Damian
Batwoman: Elegy - Batwoman’s origin
The return of Bruce Wayne
Batman Incorporated (Batman Inc. + Demon stars + Gotham’s most wanted) - Creation of a Batman Franchise
Batman: Court of owl (court of owl + night of owls) - Court of owl’s origin
Batman and Robin (new 52) - Bruce/Damian relationship - Read trades 1-3 before the end of Batman Incorporated
Batwoman new 52 (6 trades)
Batman : Endgame, We are Robin and Robin War - would be a good introduction for Duke.
Batman rebirth special
PS : Anyone, feel free to add things that you think are important to learn about the characters or the World :). This is just a quick list I wrote before work, and of things coming to my mind, so I’m probably missing important stuffs without noticing it !
PPS : important to say when I put “origin”, it implies “one of the origin”, just thé ones I chose because it’s usually the most liked (not particularly by me) and acceptéd (again, not particularly by me haha).