if i had a dollar for everytime they made a fun and psychotic character with a potential of the most tragic life story and an insane character development arc a comedian on crack jus for the funsies ,i'd buy a birkin....
why do people blur out barty's trauma in fics????? I rarely ever see anything about it. It's always "barty is just a psychotic little twink!" not "barty can't even contemplate who he is as a person because he's had that forced from his hand by his father."
"oh i do AI art!" no hon,you take an AI shit.
sometimes i make posts like 'aaron minyard deserves to kill' which he does but then i backtrack and remember that he actually shares a podium with ichirou moriyama and stuart hatford as the only AFTG characters to ever kill someone onscreen, and i get this sudden burst of pride like "that's my boy!!"
I just saw someone on instagram refer to jegulus as 'the sun guy and his drowned bf' and that as what I shall call them from this day forth.
regulus, barty, and evan being the hottest in their grade (they’ve each rejected at least 20 diff ppl)
also headcanon reg was probably always asked to model for the hogwarts school uniform
oh he will sit there even if there are enough seats.
he would probably tell them made up facts with are probably disturbing but the kids love them.
barty is that one adult who gets sacrificed to sit at the kids table if there’s not enough seats at the adult one.
rip lily evans you would've loved reading ao3 at 3 am
thinking about remus as patroclus and sirius as achilles
as a shipper i love kateaaron. however, if i were katelyn's friend aaron would have to stay at least 50 metres from her.
rosekiller band au......should i do it?
where barty is the lead singer of the skittles and evan is their new photographer
or
where the famous singer barty crouch jr gets caught making out with his photographer
regulus would probably chuckle and kiss him ehehe
Regulus: you’re insane
Barty: Yup. Clinically actually… *excited gasp* do you want to see the certificate?!
⋆ I didn't know that I was capable of being happy right now, but you showed me how ⋆ l Looser remus enthusiast🍄l
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