Sometimes I Make Posts Like 'aaron Minyard Deserves To Kill' Which He Does But Then I Backtrack And Remember

Sirius fucks Remus.

"are you still crying over fictional charat-" SHUT UP YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY BOTH DIED THINKING THEIR BROTHER HATED THEM

“Moonwater size and height difference,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the back of the room: Remus Lupin himself (Regulus is also behind him, but I can’t even see him on his tippy-toes </3).

Anyways, to all the moonwater height (and size) difference truthers out there—this one’s for you.

i NEED to suck aaron minyard's dick.

I was trying to write a bartyus fic but then started feeling guilty cuz evan had no one....

In this world, it’s just me and my doomed yaoi fics (opened in my 50+ AO3 tabs btw).

I just saw someone on instagram refer to jegulus as 'the sun guy and his drowned bf' and that as what I shall call them from this day forth.

How is it that bartylus is a comon ship yet the fandom is DEAD?

ship fandom so dead the newcomers are calling it a rarepair

oikawa calling iwaizumi iwa-chan is better than him calling him hajime ANY FUCKING DAY.

go argue with the bloody wall.