Oh He Will Sit There Even If There Are Enough Seats.

teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?

teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit

also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch

this is so crazy i fear its exactly like barty

wolf in sheeps clothing, but it's Barty who skinned a man for daring to look at what belonged to him and still be able to smile when he goes on his date three hours later.

like feel he would've totally done that to moody. take 'wearing his face' a little too seriously.

me scrolling through ao3 trying to find a normal rosekiller fic

jegulus “no”

jegulus “no”

fucking a memory of a corpse?? “not tonight”

jegulus “no”

shapeshifter bestiality “no??”

dead dove, blood kink “finally something normal!”

facts !!

A girl with red converse and a Bowie shirt just complimented my necklace. The necklace was a guitar and a star.

I know what you are.

breaking my silence:

I might like bartylus, moonwater and jily more than jegulus.... like- im so tired of jegulus right now i fear it doesnt hit the same anymore

━─━────༺༻────━─━ how I perceive Bartylus, a thread-

⋆༺𓆩B.C.Jr𓆪༻⋆ -slytherin -6'0 -italian -pomosexual -a triple capricorn -plays the bass

˖⁺‧₊R.A.B₊‧⁺˖ -french -5'7 -slytherin -gay -plays the piano -occasionally sings

HEADCANONS- -barty gets regulus peonies and baby's breath every 2-3 weeks -they have composed almost 50+ songs together but they never put them out as they are "personal" -regulus is the only one who has seen barty cry -regulus once punched barty's dad -barty was the only friend that his parents never completely approved of -when regulus first hugged bartys mom he cried -they go to therapy together every week and then get bagels as rewards -they started living together after 7th year -they both are horrible cooks and mostly eat at dora's although barty can cook italian food(few very particular dishes)

-barty does the dishes and regulus does the laundry -their house is warm and cozy, unlike their childhood home -they have a jamming room and spend most of their time there -they live in paris because it was regulus's dream

"they wanted each other in a way of flesh wanting to knit itself over a wound"

the end--------------

EVER AFTER HIGH MARAUDERS AU NOW! pretty please i really don’t care who’s who except raven has to be regulus and maddie is barty or not I might be wrong, but like please please 

challengers au with Barty , Regulus and Evan but make Evan tashi,Barty patrick and Regulus art....

“silver has always been a werewolf’s biggest weakness” says remus lupin while talking about sirius black’s eyes