Yeah But You're Still Fruity So I'd Still Be Allergic ://

HORGEOUS, ETHERIAL, OUT OF THIS WORLD, LITERAL GODDESS, QUEEN OF THIS WORLD, SLAYED AND DEVOURED THE CRUMBS, ABSOLUTELY ATE❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

apologies for not writing yesterday n today but i will feed yall tmr trust 🙏

another question: did i eat bc i feel like this is the hottest picture of me

PLEASE MALE POET READER MAKW THE READER A SLUT 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

─── little help here, everyone .ᐣ

⋆｡°✩ reader edition

vibes i'm looking for are like alternative girl who's broke but always has a good time OR like intensely artsy and deep. literally opposites sides of a spectrum.

and now... calling upon my disciples (aka my board of trusted moots) to answer my call. (please tell me if you would like to be removed from the taglist!!)

@777nicetits, @lanadoeswriting, @medlarmeadows, @memento-rory, @ilov3thestarz, @slimeypaws, @milf-ivy, @k4lenz, @melrambles

Ive had an allergic reaction to everything except cantaloupe, I don't remember eating cantaloupe.

I also don't like pineapple, but my favs are blueberries, raspberries, watermelons and pomegranates 😛😛😛

What's your fav fruit if you like them??? 🙏🙏🙏

(as a bonus funfact you can list some and I'll tell you if I'm allergic or nah 😛)

I like strawberry, watermelon, mango, kiwi, grapes, cantaloupe, sometimes oranges, bananas and apples with peanut butter is a go to snack I dont like pineapple, blueberries or raspberries

Can i get chained up as well? 🥺🥺 (And fed chocolates 😣😣)

alright who's gonna be my valentine?

I think we as a community need to have a real sit-down conversation about not fucking stalking content creator's families and their private social media and borderline doxxing them. I thought we learned our lesson but apparently not. Let's not sift through their private lives, their family's lives, and lets not go in depth about their political opinions. They are PEOPLE. Who deserve SPACE and RESPECT. You are not in their inner circle like that

Make sure its lactose free and from a carton it's very nice and tastes better than regular milk 😈😈😈😈😈

Also I'd only accept if it was your milk 🙏😈

EVIL fanfic idea- lactose intolerant! Ted

bro Schlatt ‼️‼️‼️ just ONE chance bro ‼️‼️‼️ I'll sign the NDA ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Truer words have never been spoken ❗❗❗❗❗

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Ahem *taps mic* hey uhh.... is this thing on? *mic screech*

2022 long-haired Schlatt was peak.

*standing ovation*

YESSIR BUT LOUDERRRR ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

yall, hot take here, might lose some moots for this, but slimecicle is so fine bro i can’t even

I miss mpreg Charlie slimecicle jokes... I miss them...

45 days since Charlie Slimecicle made an mpreg joke