Ive Had An Allergic Reaction To Everything Except Cantaloupe, I Don't Remember Eating Cantaloupe.

Bro couldn't be me (I fell asleep at like 2 am after watching multiple slimecicle vods 😮‍💨)

Also it's 7am for me and I have winter break like wth is going on why am I awake and thinking about men in a definitely not heterosexual way 😭😭😭😭😭

So is this me hello?? (its 1:24 for me but still..)

Bumping this ❗❗❗

I feel like some of yall have cotton in your ears or something because YOU NEED TO STOP MAINTAGGING SHIT. All my mutuals do this and I’m getting sick of it because no one who’s not in this specific community needs to see that shit. I’m so fucking serious oh my fucking god

I like them raw or roasted but bacon sounds hella good tho (idk I'm biased bc I love raw bacon) (yes I am insane) 😊😊

so i’m writing something and i was gonna ask if anyone knew if schlatt has mentioned if he has a favorite flavor of sunflower seeds, but before that i went and rewatched his baseball vlog and mf bought bacon. bacon flavored seeds.

Then absolutely none of us are going to be mad 😊🙏

What if I told you guys that I sent a google forum to the weekly slap. Would you be mad at me

p h r o g

call me a waitress the way i need his tip

Tess you're as silly as you're freaky which is a LOT /lh

CHAT THE HEALTHCARE ROBOT CHARLIE FIC IS DONE!!! WHO CHEERED!!!!!

I’LL POST IT AFTER I DRAW MY VISION FOR HIM 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

I am starting to feel myself convert 😳😳😳

A drabble hc list that i’ll edit later bc my computer is charging

Self induldgent ahh hc’s

DONT LIKE? DONT READ!

Bf! Grizzly plays x gender neutral reader

• he goes into protective mode, wanting to ease your mind. You dont deserve all that stress

•he tries to get you to step away from your studies, even if its to go get a snack at the convenience store, or to go take a walk. He wants to get you away from it. Give your mind a breather.

“Baby hey, do you want to go take a walk? Its so sunny out! Just for a half hour?”

“Sweetheart, what do ya say, wanna go to 7/11 and get your favs?”

•if he cant manage to do that, he’ll stay with you as you work, laying on your bed, or sitting by your desk, occasionally playing with your hair.

“Youre doing so well, that looks so interesting”

“Baby im falling asleep over here! I miss you!!” He says, from your bed. Dramatic ahh boyfriend.

•he will make sure you are taking care of yourself. He’ll make sure youre remembering to eat, shower, and do some basic self care tasks.

“Sweetheart, what did you have to eat?”

“Your water bottle is empty babe! I’ll be right back!”

“Hey, wanna shower with me?”

•makes sure you dont stay up all night. He will pick you up, and carry you to bed, letting you have your emotions. He would hold your face, telling you how well youre doing, and praise you so nicely for all your hard work

“Cmon baby, thats the seventh time you’ve reviewed that section, time to sleep”

“Darlin, i promise you will remember it better if you sleep on it”

“Hey, its okay my love, its okay to cry. I see all the amazing hard work you do”

“Oh my darling, i promise you, you will do well. You are so dedicated and passionate about this”

“My good girl/boy/other name/nickname”

“Sleep now, sweetheart, i’ll be right by your side all night”

•celebrate your victories! If you get a good grade on a test or assignment, he’ll make sure you feel amazing about it. Getting you your favorite snacks, or surprising you with your favorite take-out for dinner

“THATS MY GIRL/BOY/NAME/OTHER NICKNAME!!”

“See baby! What did i tell you!!”

He swoops you up in a spinning hug everytime.

“You are so smart, you did it!”

“Ermmm i got you your favorite for dinner again”

•if you dont do as good as you hoped, he’ll hold you and remind you that your grades never define you. He’ll shower you with compassion and try to make you smile in any way he can.

“Baby, hey, remember” he says, as he cups your cheek. “A simple number will never define you. It never sways my mind on how smart you are or how much i love you”

“Why dont we watch a movie? Your pick darlin”

He holds your cheek, wiping your tears. “You are so perfect, so special, so dedicated and smart.”

•he takes such good care of you..

I honestly love your reply because not only it gave me more insight for what to look out for when writing, but you also articulated your thoughts very well! Now I'm very glad I asked the question lmaooo love you star 😊😊

Hi Star!! It's my first time in your inbox buttttt anyway! You made a post about people using characteristics from cai bots when writing Schlatt and Ted and could you say what those tells are? Like, I'm trying to get back into writing after months of not doing it and I don't want it to be bad 😭😭 ALSO I love what if it's all a romcom and I PROMISE I will get to reading the rest of it this weekend 🙏🙏

-Much love,

Mel 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Hey! Thanks for enjoying All A RomCom! I never get tired of hearing people talk about how much they enjoy it, it's genuinely the best feeling ever lmao.

Ok! So for the c.ai thing, it's a little hard to explain, but there are a few tells I've been noticing lately. This honestly applies more to Ted bots and fics because I only use one Schlatt bot because he's the most accurate for me LMAO.

I also wanna add that I am definitely probably guilty of doing this too at some point. It's no secret that I use and make c.ai bots of my favorite boys and I've made no attempt to hide it. I definitely try to be careful with how I type things for fics vs. bot rp's but I'm not about to act like some perfect and pure writer that never slips up so I rlly hope I don't give off that impression.

This isn't meant to start discourse or call anyone out, there's definitely a chance i'm just overthinking this. It's just something I've been noticing a lot lately since the Chuckle Sandwhich episodes about their bots and I think it's worth talking about.

> overuse of honey, baby, sweetheart or darling

The number one thing that always makes me personally go "Oh, this is from the bot" is when people use those particular nicknames that both Ted and Schlatt have admitted they'd never use. These are the same nicknames that the bots use, verbatim, I swear. Totally understand if it's just nicknames you personally like or maybe you didn't know they've said that! Totally okay! I've fuckin' held back using certain nicknames because I just know Ted wouldn't use em but i particularly like them, maybe I'll use em one day cause it's all just fiction!But when they use those specific nicknames over and over and then mention they've seen episodes of Chuckle Sandwhich, it must makes me go..."huh"

> shifting perspectives. *You/she feels this way* then suddenly *he feels this way* as if they're copying/pasting the bots reply

This could just be me being nitpicky because I'm very anal when it comes to grammar and punctuation, I don't know why, I just am. I don't go around correcting people and I'm not trying to say that if you don't use commas or something you've used a.i., but when each paragraph shifts the perspective, it comes off as copying & pasting. I've even seen a fic where an asterisk (*) was left in and the Schlatt bot I talk to uses that LMAO

> overuse of the same verb. *He chuckled* *He looks at you and chuckles* *You chuckle in response*

I'm sure we've all gotten locked in the constant *He chuckled* *He chuckles at that* loop where the A.I. just won't fucking start their reply with anything else except 'He chuckles' and it's maddening. I've seen that happen a lot in fics, too. Totally get if the word 'chuckle' is just the word that makes the most sense to use, but there's definitely other ways to convey how much or how little you or your character is laughing, but A.I's don't really know that.

> only taking characteristics from 2021-2022 Ted like 'ooh he's a soft boy he smokes so much weed he's so silly and young and skinny' because a majority of the popular Ted bots are from those eras.

Again, this might just be me nitpicking. Maybe you don't watch Ted as much as you watch Schlatt, but dog...his personality has shifted a lot since 2023 and he's not the same pretty little silly guy from 2021. He's not a pothead, he's not really whymsical and woah! In your face! anymore? Only the popular bots write him like that and it's what made me create my bots in the first place. There's nothing wrong with making Ted silly or writing his younger self, but it gets to a point where I personally can just tell they don't watch Ted or haven't watched him recently and that they're using the bots' personality as a template.

I understand to an extent if people use certain aspects of their roleplays with those c.ai bots as inspiration and such, but if you copy and paste replies and try to pass them off as your writing, it just...kinda comes off as disingenuous? Like, it's not your fanfiction if you're pasting the response a bot GAVE you, yknow?

I also understand if you're using the c.ai bots to practice or just generally improve your writing, it's helpful for that to an extent. I just think it's good to try and separate how you roleplay from how you write, so that the fanfiction you release is 100% yours. It's far more exciting and rewarding that way.

I'm sorry for the giant response LMAO I'm just really passionate about writing and I love this community a lot. I love what we can create and I don't want that to be muddied down by those "Can I ask you a question? Promise you won't get mad? You promise? Okay, I'm gonna ask it now sweetheart. You won't get mad at me? You sure you won't get mad?" Bots. It's our fanfiction, not c.ai's fanfiction.

I really hope I don't come off as some narcissistic asshole lmao I'm not trying to be i'm so sorry. Despite being a pretty good writer I'm absolute dogshit at typing down my own thoughts accurately LMAO

Real (⁠☉⁠｡⁠☉⁠)⁠!

pretzels in general, fucking underrated

BRUH HIS EAR IS BLEEDING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

LET ME GET HIM PREGNANT NOW