Make Sure Its Lactose Free And From A Carton It's Very Nice And Tastes Better Than Regular Milk 😈😈😈😈😈

Okay I full on forgor that ted is the milk man my b guys I'm jus dumb 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

EVIL fanfic idea- lactose intolerant! Ted

ALSO ITS MY FIRST TIME WRITING SMUT SO PLEASE BE GENTLE WHEN I POST IT 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Ive finally come around to writing the rest of my first Charlie slimecicle fic and it MIGHT be out by the end of the week but don't get your hopes up because I'm awful with consistency ❤️❤️❤️❤️

mlem ^~^

call me a waitress the way i need his tip

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(years of scouting paid of for this very moment)

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You're still a square for me 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

why the fuck does my tumblr look so weird. why am i a circle. what is going on.

@ the mutuals I don’t interact with a lot I love u and hope ur doing well

I have that too, gives me a horrible migraine and a blocked nose along with horrible eyesight (my eyes get so puffy I hardly see anything but it's gone like five mins later???)

why the fuck does crying hurt is this normal🧍

Mmm yes six hour difference between us and yet we are both thinking horny at the same time 😔🙏

5:09 am, half asleep and just came up with a neat idea for a grizz x reader

Me next!!!

make your guess >:3

(also anyone can reblog with their own!!)

Idk if it's still your birthday in your time zone but HAPPY BIRTHDAY❗❗❗❗ all the best wishes ❤️❤️❤️

Not gonna be posting today, I'm celebrating my birthday 🥰

I would appreciate some requests for giffing though! You can send me anything Schlatt/Ted Nivison/Chuckle Sandwich related HERE!! Thank you!