Guys I Just Counted How Many Minutes Are There Worth Of Riptide And Then Converted It Into Hours And

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YUH UH 😍😍😍😍😍😍🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Ive finally come around to writing the rest of my first Charlie slimecicle fic and it MIGHT be out by the end of the week but don't get your hopes up because I'm awful with consistency ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I wish he didn't suck because wake up & it's over + mammalian sighing reflex are so fucking good I want to cry

God I wish Wilbur didn’t suck normal people things is so fucking good I miss it

Nice surprise to wake up to 😋😋😋

(also does anyone actually know how to change the apps language guys please)

I can do that for Polish!! 😈😈😈👅👅👅

send me asks and i will translate them into french, except i probably won’t start until tomorrow

HELL YEAH MAN HELL YEAH ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

pretzels in general, fucking underrated

The blorbo is drying 😊😊 (his name is Francis and his moisture is ready to be stolen)

@freakyfrogmoisturethief

IM THAT VIDEO WHEN THEY WERE DANCING AND SINGING BACKSTREET BOYS FUCKIN CHARLIE LITERALLY ALMOST WENT IN FOR THE KISS AND YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

i feel like talking abt my suspicions and observations on a certain thing but i feel as though everyone and their mothers is gonna tell me “youre being parasocial its none of your business” im so tired of being silenced because of that shit can you kill yourself idc

And and and, what if, he uses his own web as bondages 😛😛😛😛

Guys hear me out, PeterParker!Charlie but like Gwen Stacy’s Peter Parker who’s a little nerd and a little pathetic but his best friend is soooo cool and he’s secretly had a crush on them for forever but is too nervous to say anything.

And it turns out that his best friend is also secretly a Spider-Person???

And he doesn’t know but he suspects just a little bit.

NSFW BELOW

And one day you save him and you bring him home and he asks if there’s any way he can repay you.

And you bite your lip to hide a wicked smile, even though he can’t see it from under your mask.

It’s a little DubCon cause he doesn’t know you know who he is???

But mmmph taking advantage of him a little cause of your hero status and how much he reveres you…

Hehehehe

What do we think? 😈

Hiiii

I'm Mel, I use he/they pronouns (ftm pride), I'm 19 (I'm an aries >:]) and I'm also Polish! (I want to move away so bad istg).

My current obsessions are Schlatt, Charlie Slimecicle, Ted Nivison, Wendigoon (respectfully), Stardew Valley (HARVEY MY BELOVED), Persona 3, GRAVITY FALLS and more!

DNI:

MINORS!!!!

WSS and SSS

Dream stans 🤡

basic dni

I WON'T write:

any bodily fluids (scat, piss, vomit, etc)

rape

incest

cnc

ageplay

weird age gaps

anything nsfw with minors

I will write for:

Schlatt (my beloved)

Ted Nivison

Our favourite gunker Charlie Slimecicle

more to be added ig

Masterlist:

Do I Wanna Know? (Schlatt x ftm!reader, angst, confessions, song fic, hurt/comfort)