I Wish He Didn't Suck Because Wake Up & It's Over + Mammalian Sighing Reflex Are So Fucking Good I Want

THEY FUCKING TOOK AWAY ZIPBOMB FROM SPOTIFY I AM FUCKING CRYING PISSING AND SHITTING EVERYWHERE WHAT YHE FUCK IS THIS I AM CRASHING TF OUT RN GJBE ME BACK ZIPBOMB NEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Whats your favorite american 80s movie? Of all time? That or favorite type of insect??? :3

@quesabo-corner

I HONESTLY had to look up American 80s movies because I had no fucking idea but I think Ghostbusters would have to be my choice!! And my fav insect Hmmm I like moths a lot especially silk moths, ladybugs, grasshoppers and crickets and above all else I absolutely despise with my whole heart mole crickets (THEYRE SO FUCKING HUGE AND I HAD A VERY TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE WJTH ONE BACK WHEN I STILL HAD CONTACT WITH NY FATGER AND WE WERE AT HIS BLOCK)

The blorbo is drying 😊😊 (his name is Francis and his moisture is ready to be stolen)

@freakyfrogmoisturethief

Ny fatger as in "my father' 😔😔😔

Whats your favorite american 80s movie? Of all time? That or favorite type of insect??? :3

@quesabo-corner

I HONESTLY had to look up American 80s movies because I had no fucking idea but I think Ghostbusters would have to be my choice!! And my fav insect Hmmm I like moths a lot especially silk moths, ladybugs, grasshoppers and crickets and above all else I absolutely despise with my whole heart mole crickets (THEYRE SO FUCKING HUGE AND I HAD A VERY TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE WJTH ONE BACK WHEN I STILL HAD CONTACT WITH NY FATGER AND WE WERE AT HIS BLOCK)

Hearing zip bomb in my ears while being ravaged from behind 😈😈😈😈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Hear me out: Him playing his own music while he fucks you

You can also visit Poland and our amazing castles and history (definitely not a trap to see me hahahahahahahahahahahahaha)

desperately need to go to germany

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST AND I ALSO WISH YOU CHARLIE SLIMECICLE IN A BOX DELIVERED TO YOUR DOORSTEP 😈😈😈😈💙💙💙💙

ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYY YAYYYYYYYYYYY

So relatable bo, as always

having oily hair makes me want to kill myself

Nice surprise to wake up to 😋😋😋

(also does anyone actually know how to change the apps language guys please)

If it brings you any comfort, back when I was still figuring things out and I was very open with me being genderfluid, my ex only referred to me as his girlfriend, which wasn't an issue for me (for the most part), but whenever I told him that our relationship was indeed queer he always brushed it off and kept insisting that he was straight. I know how bad it must feel, hell, it was dehumanizing for me as fuck, but I got through it and eventually we broke up from other reasons. Healing takes time, it took me a long while and we've been together for less than a year. If you'd ever like to talk then my dms are open all the time <3 sending lots of love ❤️❤️

vent

i had an ex who for the entirety of our relationship would rarely ever refer to me as any pet name including “boy.” “pretty boy,” “good boy,” “sweet boy,” even “my boyfriend,” said maybe 3-4 times over a 10 month period.

he said it was because i liked being called that so much, he didn’t want them to lose their magic, so he used them only for special occasions.

i found out about 6-7 months in that he had been degendering me the entire time. meaning that he had been viewing me as genderless for his own comfort, because despite what he told me, he still viewed himself as straight.

looking back it’s incredibly obvious. he only ever used they/them pronouns for me, and called me his partner.

i’m just ashamed i stayed with him after i found out.