I Can Do That For Polish!! 😈😈😈👅👅👅

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

I've seen countless posts on tiktok, Instagram and all that about partners peeling pomegranates for their s/o and saying that "you're worth the mess". Today while peeling a pomegranate I've realised that I've been doing this for years for myself. I'm worth the mess, I'm worth the dirty hands and the hurt wrists, because inside are the seeds that I love so much. I'm worth the mess, because it's for me, I do it for myself, even if I'd do it for so many other people. I make others happy, because I make myself happy. Just throwing that out there for anyone who needs to hear this. You're worth the mess, create the mess yourself, enjoy it and just let yourself be you.

Love you all parasocially

(also yes that is my vape on the second picture oh no I'm a smoker no way who would've guessed)

I think we as a community need to have a real sit-down conversation about not fucking stalking content creator's families and their private social media and borderline doxxing them. I thought we learned our lesson but apparently not. Let's not sift through their private lives, their family's lives, and lets not go in depth about their political opinions. They are PEOPLE. Who deserve SPACE and RESPECT. You are not in their inner circle like that

Had one of the worst fucking days of my life and it's just the beginning of the fucking week 😍😍😍

First of all, what the fuck is stars soup???? Second of all... TOMATO SOUP WITH RICE AND A SPLASH OF SOUR CREAM ALL THE FUCKING WAY 😍😍😍😍😍

Thoughts on soup?

certain ones: very good!! for taste and health benefits

chicken and stars was my favorite as a kid :)

Don't have to tell me twice handsome 😈😈😈😈

EVIL fanfic idea- lactose intolerant! Ted

I don't want it the second time 😭😭😭 /srs

rape

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THW BACK ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

yall, hot take here, might lose some moots for this, but slimecicle is so fine bro i can’t even

YES I MWAN STAR YOURE THE STAR OF MY EYES 🥴🥴🥴

(I'm sowwy 😭😭😭)

had a weird dream that schlatt (like current him btw) just shaved off the mustache and chops and was still a lil thick but otherwise a twink. He didn’t look half bad but it still was strange. That’s all

Honestly, FIREEEEEE ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

NSFW below the cut (i am not one to jumpscare <3)

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self shipping is so fun hahahahah.,,... im never seeing the gates *gulp* ( @the-slimebox and @snazum as promised )

beyond cooked yall