failstate
He’s still a kid after all, his attention span can be…short
Sketches!
Turns out, Damian can be very clingy
Yk when a cat is all affectionate one sec, and when u try to pet it again like it literally hisses and acts like it hates you? Yeah, feel like he would act like that with Tim
Yk when a cat doesn’t want you to go?
Yk when cats climb everywhere?
Yeah…
Adrien: (tries to pet Titus without asking)
Damian: Don’t. He'll bite.
Adrien: But he's wearing a muzzle!
Damian: I'll take it off...
Damian Wayne comes across a classic christmas carol known well among the children of gotham… pt [1/?]
Batman: I have decided I will reveal my identity to one person
Justice League: !!!!
Batman: *walks over to Green Arrow*
Green Arrow: Wait wha-
*Hot steamy make-out session right in front of the League. Jaws are dropped, Superman’s eyes are red, there’s tongue*
Green Arrow: … huh
Batman: *raises an eyebrow* Do you understand?
Green Arrow: *now completely aware that Batman is Bruce Wayne due to how many make-outs the two of them have had over the years* Surprisingly yes
Justice League: ?!?!?!
Batman: That’s all *sweeps out of the room with a dramatic flare of his cape*
Tim, 36 hours of sleep driving like a madman on Gotham roads: FUCKING MOVE. SLOW MOTHER FUCKER WHAT ARE YOU- OH YEAH? JUST WONDER TO THE RIGHT WITHOUT SIGNALLING WHY DONT YA? MAYBE NEXT TIME JUST DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND CRASH INTO THAT GODDAMN TRUCK THATS BACKING OUT THAT YOU DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO GODDAMN SEE-
Damian, just wanting to get to school since Alfred couldn’t drive him: I assure you these imbeciles are not worth your anger Dra-
Tim: I SWEAR IF ANYONE CUTS ME OFF ONE MORE TIME.
*Gets cut off*
Tim: ALRIGHT BITCHES. I WARNED YOU.
Damian, screaming: DRAKE. STOP THIS INSTANT. DRAKE. YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD-
Peter: Mr. stark can I borrow 2500 dollars?
Tony: Yeah sure but what's it for?
Peter: ...an escape room
Tony: what kind of escape room costs 2500 dollars??
Peter: ...prison
Made this for the Wrong Organ discord server
out of character but i think he should be allowed to do this
out of frame is anya preparing a salt and lime solution for his wounds and swansea mysteriously losing his OTHER hammer
I think this was funnier when I sketched it at 2am.
Cork ‘im Daisuke‼️‼️‼️‼️
they liked this on twitter im thinking you would too
one of the chibiverse's favorite throuples
This thing i've made, with the barbie movie trend...
Just the starco bits
Family tradition 🥰🥰🥰
Inspired by:
Gotta keep a straight face u guys
based on this post
typical type of siblings
It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.
Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".
Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.
Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.
Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.
u may think this is a joke (which it is) but also jon has managed to literally forgive damian for everything hes done in every single universe hes been in and no one else
Worst case of youngest child privilege I have ever seen
🦇 vampire damian doodle dump 🦇
Damian locks himself in his room for the rest of the day. Continuation to this!
bonus:
Damian adjusting to his new hairstyle in B&R 2023
catboy Damian i will miss you 🥺
That's right. You better run.