So The BBC Accidentally Said The UK Consumes 4.7 Kilograms Of Cocaine Per Person Per Day

the dynamic between two people who love a third person so much and come to understand each other because of that is so important to me. you would put them first, and so would i. you understand why we have to save them from themself. i trust you with their life, and so, that means more than if i trusted you with mine. the love doesn't have to be the same, but it's powerful enough that you understand why you're not the only satellite drawn into their orbit.

accidentally ate some mildly toxic plants (got the wrong species of fiddleheads bc my sister misinformed me, thanks bestie) so now I have to make myself puke :/

Butches 💕

why the hell do my ribs hurt why are my bones made of fucking cardboard

trying to convince my mum that Ethel Cain is a Wholesome Christian singer lmao

breathing organism

always struck when the uk government says "there is no place for knife crime in our society" because then I start trying to think of a society fully oriented around knife crime

So much of what skinny people wear and label fashion / a “fit” looks stupid as fuck. You’re just pairing random shit and people praise you for it because you have the bmi of the onceler

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries